Fluffy's THIRD Book of Randomness and Boredom! [NORMAL IS A THING OF THE PAST]

Username

Okay so I have to create an account on a website for school purposes

I need a username

I wanna make it hilarious XD

It needs to be on my friend's level of funniness -- hers is literally:

IAteABagel

(Dat unintentional DR joke tho)

I NEED IDEAS XD