Fluffy's THIRD Book of Randomness and Boredom! [NORMAL IS A THING OF THE PAST]

Smart Thinking

I have rubber bands on my braces that I have to replace every now and then. For example, I put new ones on after I sleep and I take them out when I eat.

*wakes up*

*rubber band snaps*

Me: oW

*grabs tangerine to eat*

*puts on new rubber bands*

Me: Wait...how TF am I gonna eat this tangerine now?!

Real smart thinking.

Yes as you can tell I'm tired asf because I'm still pretty sick and am clearly not being funny

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