Fluffy's THIRD Book of Randomness and Boredom! [NORMAL IS A THING OF THE PAST]

OH GOD PLZ NO

-In Target-

Mom: *walks over* oh, what are you girls looking at?

My friends and I: looking through posters.

*I'm holding an AOT poster*

Mom: oooh, which poster is that?

Me: I-it's just a random poster!

*DOES NOT WANT MY PARENTS TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANIME*

Mom: well, it's going in my house.

Me: in MY room!

Mom: C'mon, which poster?

Me: N-nothing!!!!

Kiana: oh, it's this one!!!! *shows display of AOT poster*

Me: GAH!!! NO ITS NOT!!!!!
*aggressively flips to a grumpy cat poster*

Kiana: no it's not!

Mom: you know, I actually think it's funny you're into this AN-I-MEE stuff--

Me: *bolts to another aisle*

GUYS IM FLIPPING OUT!!!!

MY PARENTS CANT KNOW ABOUT ANIME ILL FREAK

IVE KEPT IT A SECRET FOR A LONG TIME, AND IVE BEEN DOING A GOOD JOB OF IT

DID MY MOM SAY THAT BECAUSE SHE ALREADY KNEW?!?!?!?

OR DID SHE JUST SEE THE POSTER?!?!?!

IM SO SCARED GUYS

And kiana I know we're in the same car right now if you bring this up out loud I will turn around and bitch slap you