Fluffy's THIRD Book of Randomness and Boredom! [NORMAL IS A THING OF THE PAST]

I swear to god...

My entire class is gonna get diabetes or something soon enough

Today there was a kid literally SELLING a bunch of 'push pops', where there's three different  flavors you can push out of a tube. They're solid candy. They're solid SUGAR.

Almost everyone had one...not me tho ;~;

But ANYWAYS...the kid eventually got caught, and was told that he can't bring them to school anymore.

Later though, I overheard him telling everyone with the pops, "Okay! Bring them to school guys, but don't show them to teachers!! I'll bring more on Monday."

THIS KID IS LEGITIMATELY SCHEMING

HES BASICALLY A DRUG DEALER

MY WHOLE CLASS IS GONNA GET DIABETES I SWEAR TO GOD