Dating Cody Simpson

Pranks gone wild

*Melanie's POV*

Kicking and hitting the bitch (Ryan) I tried to get free. Homeboy needs to put me down before I take away his privilege to make children. I do not like being man handled! Especially from a boy like Ryan.

Honestly Kaitlynn and Ryan should of let me slap the dumb ass hoe! I could of taken the skinny bitch. No one and I mean NO ONE in hell speaks to me like that! Unless it's Nathan Sykes and we're fighting because I was being spicy towards him. Hmmm I wonder where that sexy mother fucker is.

"Where's Nathan?" I asked Ryan. "Uh in sound check I think. Why?" Ryan said. Why you wondering why playa? Ain't like you gonna get with alllll of this. This is for nice Bosnian men who like arranged marriages!

My phone went off and it was my mom.

Mom: how's my son-in-law?

Me: he's straight thuggin

Mom: he probably thinks you're crazy

Me: DON'T TELL ME THAT!! HE PROBABLY DOES!! NOW GOOD DAY MOTHER.

She kept texting me but I ignored the mother bitch. She'd probably try stealing him if she were here. I'd be left eating my feelings away all night. Food is good. Food is my best friend. I love food.

"So uh Melanie I was wondering if uh you would like to ya know uh hang out sometime?" Ryan asked while itching the back of his head in frustration. I looked at him and have a nervous laugh. Ryan I am not in a way in hell going on a date with you. Sorry bruh! "We are hanging out ry," I said.

Don't do it. Don't ask me. Don't do it homeboy. I will deny you so hard. Don't. Don't. Maybe I'll transfer this information telepathically to him.

I stared into his eyes attempting to transfer the denial. I definitely felt like the word got to him.

"Maybe a date?" He asked.

Shit.

I actually choked on my Mountain Dew. Napkins were no where in sight so I was left sitting in front of Ryan with dew running down my face. Oh to hell with it, I wiped it off with my sleeve. Okay think of a good let down. I mean Ryan is just a friend and I don't like him like that. He's a homie!!

"Uh Ryan I see you as a friend and Erm just a friend," I said not making eye contact. He had a look of sadness but the smiled and said, "hey that's chill too. But um can you promise me something?" "What is it?" I asked. "To not kill Kylie," he said.

Well I'm not making any promises. She is such a total crack faced hoe! I really wanna get back at her for disrespecting me. Pranks. Yes I will take her down with pranks a blazing.

I looked at Ryan evilly, "you in the mood for a prank war?" He smirked back, "I knew you couldn't resist revenge. Let's do it."

_________1 hour later________

"Alright it's all set up," Ryan said.

I looked at our masterpieces and smiled. We had Managed to glue her purse to the chair. On the food table we dyed onions red to look like apples, we filled the Oreos with toothpaste along with the doughnuts. Then above the room where she's been in with Kaitlynn doing god knows what, we put a pale of syrup. When she goes to open the door the syrup will fall and then a string will be pulled releasing hundreds of feathers onto her by a fan.

Ryan and I admired our work and patiently waited for them to come out. I know Kaitlynn is dying in there. So I decided to text her.

Me: aye bro! Me and Ryan got a surprise for Kylie. Make sure you don't leave the room first.

Kaitlynn: I AM ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF! She is so annoying and all she talks about is Cody! Like she's trying to steal him or something. She did my make up and I'm literally scared shitless. But okay.

I heard the knob turn and got my camera ready. No one insults me and gets away with it!

Kylie walked out and the syrup covered her along with the feathers. She shrieked and screamed pretty loud. People turned to look and. Just stood there laughing my ass off. She was completely covered in feathers and looked like big bird.

"You!!! You did this!" She yelled at me. "Uh no I didn't! But whoever did sure as hell did a good job," I lied. She moved close to me only to be stopped by security. "Miss Jenner you are messing up the floor with your feathers and syrup," the sexy security guard said, "please come with me so you can change." She gave me the stank look and walked off with mister delicious. Damn he got a booty too.

A hand patted my back and I turned to see Nathan fucking sexy Sykes standing behind me. "That was brilliant," he said. Your facial structure is brilliant. "Uh th-thanks Nathan," I said. "Don't worry about people finding out it was you, I'll keep it as our little secret," he said and winked. Oh bloody hell. "Oh thanks a lot," I said. "No problem Mel," he answered.

The rest of the boys joined Nathan and I almost ran out of the building because they is so damn fine. "Brilliant prank," jay said. "Thanks," I said laughing. Jay walked off and I looked at his pants. Do he got a booty? He do!!! Damn that ass is so fine.

"Is that the only prank you did?" Nathan asked. I looked at him evilly, "honestly no. See those 'apples over there? They're really onions just dyed, the Oreos are filled with tooth paste along with the doughnuts," I answered, "oh and her purse is glued to the chair." They all looked at me with gaping mouths. Then group hugged me. "That's great! I love a good prank war!" Tom said, "it's like pranks gone wild!"

Kylie came up behind me and had a smile as she looked at me. Okay she gonna kill me in my sleep! "Oh hi boys! How are you?" She asked the wanted. "Doing okay," Siva answered. Tom and Nath looked annoyed with her presence and I sure was too! "Wanna grab some food?" She asked Nathan and Tom. Well then just leave Max and Siva out of it then! It's all good though because I'll go party with them! I could use another rave!

"Sure lets go!" Tom said practically running to the food table. He seemed pretty excited to see Kylie's reaction to eating the food. She grabbed an apple onion and wait for it.

Wait for it.....








Wait for it.






She bit into it and almost threw up. This ladies and gentleman is pranks gone wild done well. Tom was on the floor laughing and Nathan winked at me again. Aye I could get used to those sexy winks. I wonder if Nathan and I could make sloth babies tonight. Mmmm that boy is too fine.

"That was disgusting," Kylie said grabbing an Oreo. Oh yes!! It just gets
Better and better!! She put it in he mouth and instantly spit it out. "IS THERE ANY NORMAL FOOD IN THIS DAMN PLACE?" She roared, "UGH IM LEAVING!" Oh yes please go grab your purse!

She stomped off to grab her purse quickly but tripped and fell because when she went to pick the purse up, the chair went with her. That sent her toppling down and I fell down in laughter. This day couldn't get better!

She ripped her purse off and stomped off. Before she left she turned to me and Kaitlynn who just walked up to me. "This isn't over. You're gonna regret the day you were conceived," she said.

Uh rude much?

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AN:

HELLO!

Woo Melanie is such a pimp! Haha

So I made an instagram account for the book so be sure to follow that! Username is kaitykk17

But AHHH imma see Cody on August 7th for the second time(: gonna be a great reunion hopefully...

Also comment some good pranks that you've done!