dan vs phil ↠ phan

shopping time

den goez 2 mek a sandwitch. den dunot kno whever to make tuna or ham. den pick ham az he do not want smelly bref.
den open bread cuburd. he luk for bred. ther iz no bred.
"FIL WHERE IZ DA BRED," den showt lowdily.
fil cum into kichen holding dildo. he luk in bred cuburd.
"there iz no bred," sais fil. "butts i hav dildo."
den cross hiz armz. "butts i do not want dildo fil, why this."
"y u want bred, we just had sex den i do not fink my asscheeks can take any more." phil askz.
"i need bred." den sais.
"go to tesco nd buy bred then lad," fil sigh. "i hav to film new yt video 2day lolz"
den is angry now. why is fil not lissuning 2 him. den turn round to hav ass facing fil nd he let out big smelly fart on fil.
"go 2 tesco fil b4 i go poo on ur lionz." den sais.
fil does not listen nd sit on kichen floor. "no denny"
"f9 then m9 or shud i sai EX M9"
den run into fil room b4 fil can stop den. den grab lion toyz from fil desk and rip pant off. he stick all lion up ass nd mix round nd round liek cement mixxer.
then he go back to fil amd drop poo coated lion on fil.
fil cri cri.
"now go to tesco b4 i do worse" say denyul. hiz hair less ball swing in fil face.
fil go to tesco.
he returned wiv no bread bc he got run over on the way home nd die.
the end.