dan vs phil ↠ phan

dentist

"helo kind sir i cum 4 me teth apointment" den sai to old granma behnd table.
"sit in chair" she sai wavng big stik at dentis chair. "doctor wil c u shortli."
den sit in chair.
he wait for long long time. he get bored of wait so he pik up nice magazeen nd start reading. it iz gay porn magazeen. den face go red and his willy go up fast in pant. old man nex to den luk at willy and sick all over floor. ambulance take old man to hosital to die and den resd more magazeen while he wait for dentis to cum 4 him.
just then a tol man apear at door wearng white jacket and dentis stuff.
"the doctor wil c u now" he sai to den, taking his magazeen anf throwing it awai.
"who r u" den sai luking up at man. hiz face is cover up but he haz blak hair.
"i am doctor." he sai and he strap den to chair and take toof drill out.
den close eye. he no like doctor or dentis and he open mouth. he scare.
but dentist not put tool in den mouth he put it up den willy. den willy start bleeding and splatter everywhere like meat bucher. he feel like he in horor moovie like Finding nEmu.
"JDUDYCJEHXHVBSBHHE" den screm az dentis rip off his jacket expozng his big willy and dentis herry chest. dentis let den suk willy and sauce cum out like chcolut fountain.
"nice" sai dentis to den, "ur teth luk healthy."
"thanku" sai den az he suk more willy.
dentust flip den body liek pencake and stick willy in bumhole.
"nice"
dentist let den leave wiv free lollipop.
phil lester is fired from dentist job as he not give away enuf lolipoop.
den go home wiv no verginuty.