"denny l0o0k wat I buy 2day!1!1" fil showt eggsploding thru door liek sanic.
"wat" den sai walkng 2 meet fil. he iz nakked.
"why u nakked denyul" sai fil. he look @ den willy.
"y not lolz" den laff and he take $elfie of willy and him and post on twitter.
"ppl will see dat denyul." sai fil, he look on den fone nd see picture get many like and retweet.
"i famous fil i do wat i want," den sai.
"ok lol," sai fil az he put shoping bag on floor.
"wot u buy, u buy more looby or dildo, no?" den sai grabimg bag and drag across room.
"no."
"um wAT IZ THIZ?" showt den den. He point @ 11ft house plant fil holding.
"this house plant den. i want him in ma room," say fil. He go into room.
"no fil," say den grabimg big nife. "No more tree in house."
fil get angry and pull den hair. den is bald and wig iz in fil hamd.
"FIL NO, WHY U DO THT" showt den, grabimg wig from fil.
"U LIE, U LIE, U LIE," fil screm, point @ den shinie head. "BALDBALDBALDBALDBALD"
"do not look @ me fil go away" den sai droping big nife on floor.
"lol ok den, i look @ plant now"
fil look @ plant.
plant breathe,
"Fil we no have this plant in here, no no," den say, tri to drag plant out door.
"y u no liek plant, it exotic. It mexican!"
den get angry.
"no plents fil."
fil run up to den and slap den chek, but den face cum off in fil hand.
fil gasp.
he look down at den face in fil hand nd look up to see donald trump.
"VOTE FOR ME" den aka donald trump showt b4 dive out window into road.
"o" sai fil.
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Fanfictiondan vs phil lol who will win warning; much sexy content oioi cheeky cheeky read if u dare lolzor
