10~ Kiddies

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Another improvement of this new generation is that there are no more children to pop up and bother us.

No offense kiddies, some of you are adorable, but most of you magically popped up halfway through your college life at age 19 or 20 and that's a little weird to us parents. Especially when we're around the same age. Do you know how weird it would be to have a kid at one, two, three years old? Yeah, you wouldn't, because you're too immature.

Now before, for those of you who don't know, it was like this: Each time a couple got together, someone would come along and think: Ermygawd

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Now before, for those of you who don't know, it was like this: Each time a couple got together, someone would come along and think: Ermygawd. Gross. ... Lemme give 'em hell! :D I mean, they just got together. Why do you want to make it look like they did the dirty?

I'll admit, a lot of kids are freakin' adorable. I mean the ones who actually act like kids. Also the ones who don't put 'w' in every word. Say "Hwello" out loud. Wtf, right? xD H-W-E-L-L-O.

On the other hand, there are the ones who don't come on just to annoy you and know they can get away with it because if you blow up at them, people will get mad, like 'Aw don't hurt the little girl!' I'm sorry, I was just trying to stop the 'little girl' from becoming a potential bitch.

There are also those shitty li'l babies who mean old mothers drop off at someone else's doorstep. Then when the mom is gone (btw, they're the same admin), the baby shits and pisses all over the poor babysitter.

There are also those kids who 'say' that their the kids of someone but look nothing like them and are already grown up, like 18 years old or something.

Most of the annoying kiddies have gone this year 2015-2016. And that's good. Thank goodness for that. I'm thankful. I'm celebrating. I praise the wattpad gods.

But really, I felt bad for the parents. I know a kid who just downright harassed her mom, insisting that the mother's boyfriend wasn't her father, sleeping around w/other dudes and blaming the Mrs., even going to the point as to leave their 70 kids with her and blame her for it. The mom was really doing her best to deal with the bitch but eventually enough is enough. You know who you are, veteran. I salute you.

Now in 2016 we have kiddies and only around 1/5th of them are any of the bad ones that I mentioned above.

So, in other words, I am happy. Happy with the situation right now.

Thank the wattpad gods.

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