3~ Wattpad ≠ Tinder

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These days, some anons are just here to stuff their mouths.

THIS ISN'T TINDER YOU LITTLE BITCH.

It's like (clicheanity x_Giselle_x):

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Um yeah, that much makeup is literally caked onto their faces

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Um yeah, that much makeup is literally caked onto their faces. Quite annoying, 'specially when their character is a TOMBOY ^

By the way, the admin of your boyfriend is probably a 12-year-old girl. Just saying :))

I know the actual definition of a slut is someone who has lots of sexual partners at one time, but if you date someone for one week and then get a new one right after and it happens consistently, I think that's around the same thing, right? Ugh. Sickening. Just stop.

Anyway. You know what it was like before? Anons actually had purpose other than getting a sex partner. There were crack anons (aka anons that were just there for humor eg. Patrick Star or McDonald's [yea there was a fucking McDonald's anon once]). There were anons who just wanted to live normal lives but be awesome at the same time, yanno, talk to their friends and read and write and roleplay (I like those anons best). There were anons that didn't have live action face-claims and used actual fan art for their pfps.

Wait. Time-out.

Before y'all roast me for hating face claims, I DON'T. It's just that people really enjoy using the SAME ones, OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I swear it gets really annoying. Lucy Hale! Lily Collins! Melanie Martinez! Emma Stone! Ariana Fricking Grande! 1D and 5SOS people! Demi Lovato! Bruh come on. There are 7 billion people in the world. Ffs. This'll probably be addressed in another rant for another day, btw. But not today. Wait, I just ranted. Oh ffs. Nevermind.

Anyway.

I miss those anons!

In fact, lemme give shoutouts to them:

x_Giselle_xManOfTheIceTheJokerrhermionexgrangerSach-Chan (my child), HarlykinnsLow-KeyLoki

You guys are great.

Oh yeah, and to all you haters who're gonna say YOU SUCK,

Oh yeah, and to all you haters who're gonna say YOU SUCK,

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