12~ Unfollowers, Following and Beggars

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These three rants are all about the followers section, sooo I decided I'd just combine them into three short lil drabbles. Enjoy~

Unfollowers.

Like OOC roleplayers, always been here, always will be. Trolls who exist for the sole reason of ruining one's day. xD

I understand why people do unfollow. Maybe it's because they're inactive, or they just don't talk anymore, or they cause so much drama and they're sick of it. But how about right after reaching an important followers milestone, like 1k or something? Why don't you just wait until, like 1,005 and then unfollow so their mood doesn't go from happy to sad? Ass.

You know how they say Nah, it's fine, they can just get another follower. Well, yeaaaah, but- seriously. Are you gonna be the one to ruin the moment for them? Are you gonna be "that person"? Okay, thanks a lot.

You know how it feels?

Me: OMG 1.6K!! *doesn't announce it right away so I don't get unfollowed but @ same time is completely hyped*

Person: *unfollows*

Me: D:

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Following.

You know those people who have like a few thousand /hundred followers and then they're following like 11 people, and then reply to like 1 message on their mb but only bc they're like in some sort of friends group together?

Wow, you snob. Get out more & make some friends. -.-

Okay, yes, you do look slightly desperate when you follow 100 people at 4 followers. But that's how you make friends, yes? And by posting on their mb. YEs.

In all fairness, I'm not following that many people. But I think I'm following a decent amount and I do always talk to them and treat them like they're equals bc frankly, they fucking are. And when I make friends with them, that's when I follow them. Bc obviously we now know each other a little more.

FOLLOW PEOPLE. BC PEOPLE ROCK. MOST OF THE TIME.

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Those people who beg for your follow/to read their book.

Now, I can read your book. I can follow you. But why w/o a reason at all? When your first word to me was "Can you follow me?" is that how you greet a human being and grow a relatiosnhip? Nice one. 

And then, right I vote/comment you desert me & it's like we never met.

...Okay.

If you want me to give you votes, a follow, a comment, be my friend first, ffs. Don't use me for your own personal gain. I am a human being :))

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[that last one wasn't really about anons but yeah it's better when things come in 3's]

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