To Percy

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by Helsing_Wick

by Helsing_Wick

Are you hot or nah?

Percy: That depends on when you look at me.When I'm fighting or selfie-ing, I'm always hot.perfect.flawless.But when I'm in the bath with bubbles ,my toy boat fleets and evil octopuses. Can I just point out how frustrating it is because the evil octopuses turn out to be Athena telling me to leave Annabeth alone then my face turns blue and I'm definatly not flawless during those times.

Jason:....

Percy:....

Frank:...

Percy:....

Leo: Percy have you ever spoken to a mental therapist?

Percy: Once or twice

Frank: What they say?

Percy: They said I was fine

Leo:........

Frank:......

Jason: How much did you pay them?