Hercules: I'm a demigod.Son of Zeus,part of The Big Three.
Percy: Hey cuz
Hercules: Well,when I was a baby I strangled two snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: Ah,I know what you mean.My Mom was freaked out when I sat on those rattlesnakes .
Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion
Percy: No way! Same I was,what, 14?
Hercules: I've fought a hydra
Percy: OMG same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse.
Hercules: I hunted down Artemis sacred deer.
Percy: Oh,my friend did that.Chasing deer isn't really my thing.
Hercules: Oh well...ahh...I fought this massive flying boar.
Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I defeated Kronos.
Hercules: * sweats nervously * I had to clean a stable that hadn't been cleaned in thousands of years.
Percy: Riiiiiiight.With the help of a river nymph,I used my own powers.
Hercules: Um...
Percy: Bro I could go on all day
Hercules: *feeling flustered* I fought the Amazons
Percy: Been there
Hercules: The minotaur-
Percy: Done that,I was 12?
Hercules: I...uh...I've..been to the underworld and back!!
Percy: Dude I'm soo sick of that place.Been there like 4 times.
Hercules: Uhhhh......I.....*heavy breathing*
Percy: Are we done here?
Hercules: I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.*triumphant grin*
Percy: Yeah,I turned them down 'cuz I wanted to be with Annabeth
Hercules: *dies*
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