Heroes Of Olympus Headcannons

The Seven as parents

Percy: Oh look who's my little fishy? My wittle adorable Nemo. Annabeth why doesn't she answer me? Is something wrong? Annabeth where's her blue cookies?!?!
Annabeth: Look what I bought you. Baby bricks to build castles and houses. Now build. BUILD
Jason: Don't worry my little Sparky, I'm going to protect you from all the staplers in this world. Piper......Did you just buy a stapler?.......You did not
Piper: Who's my little princess? Oh my gods you are just so beautiful and cute. No no don't cry.

Hazel: OMG I just killed a fly. Maybe it was my baby. Oh gods I killed my own baby, I'm the worst mother ever. Why did you have to go on your father? OH MY GODS THERE YOU ARE
Frank: Hazel why doesn't he talk to me? Does he hate me? Hazel? Why is he crying? Why isn't he sleeping? Hazel? 

Leo: You are just so cute, aren't you. You are so going to break all ladies' hearts Super McShizzle Jr. OH MY GODS CALYPSO THIS BABY IS ON FIRE!! I'm so proud