Alfsey Headcanons Because I'm Bored

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by cocacolavevo

by cocacolavevo

Being bored is always an excuse to post headcanons for a ship amirite?

Inspired by these dorks: Hetalia_Sisters & LeilanyaXIII

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✧ Alfred gets annoyed of hearing Lindsey's constant puns, but he loves that she's happy when she tells them, even if they are terrible (and she's more than aware that they are.)

✧ Both of them are guilty of literally kicking the other out of the bed while sleeping.

✧ Lindsey once bought 10 McDouble's from McDonald's and didn't let Alfred have one. He was upset until she showed him a large chocolate shake, which was for him.

✧ Nerf gun fights often occur, and the bullets are scattered around the house, because both Lindsey and Alfred are too lazy to go searching for all of them.

✧ Lindsey's made Alfred sleep on the couch before. Twice. He ate the last of her ice cream. DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH LINDSEY'S ICE CREAM.

✧ Alfred finds it sexy when Lindsey wears sweatpants and one of his t-shirts.

✧ They've binge watched over 7 old Disney shows.

✧ They "sing" together. And by sing, I mean "shout song lyrics while dramatically moving to the beat."

✧ Lindsey's better at Mario Kart than Alfred is. He gets embarrassed when she wins. She loves to rub it in his face, before tackling him because he's flustered, which usually leads to kisses.

✧ Alfred's taller, and he'll purposely move things Lindsey uses out of her reach, just as slight revenge for the many things listed above.

✧ She wears his jacket all the time. He finds it adorable.

✧ Lindsey hates it when Alfred falls asleep while working on important documents. She feels as if he's too pushed, even if he denies it.

✧ During the winter, Lindsey and Alfred spend less time outside, because, "Baby, it's cold outside." Also, there's no Netflix, fireplace or a pillow fort outside.

✧ Both of them have annoyed the other by acting like a 5 year old in public places.

✧ They totally prank call the states and countries.

✧ They do have the occasional small fight, but Lindsey and Alfred end up apologizing, even if it wasn't their fault, about 5 minutes later.

✧ Alfred thinks Lindsey doesn't know he likes Melanie Martinez's music, but she does.

✧ Alfred loves to tease Lindsey about how she's a fail at technology. And even though she knows it's true, she doesn't exactly like it.

✧ Alfred will occasionally think about something in his history, which makes him fall out of his happy atmosphere. Lindsey can usually get him back to his old self without even saying a word.

✧ Both wouldn't know what they'd do if they lost each other.

✧ They could honestly care less about sex. As long as the other is around, they're perfectly fine.

✧ Alfred would give up hamburgers if he had to choose between them and Lindsey.

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That's 22 headcanons lmao.

I think.

I'm pretty sure I counted correctly.

ANYWAYS HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FLUFF.