BETH- humorous stories and daily weirdness

September 15, 2011

It was a cold, dark, rainy night.... BAH! jk!

Hello, you've just entered the boggling brain of BETH.

Right now I'm in world geography. I'm learnin about TROPICAL GRASSLANDS.... How fascinating...really. O_____o. Anyways, I can't seem to focus right now so I'm writing this.

Stupid ADD. Whenever ppl do these online dairies they at like they're the most random ppl ever. I'm not going to lie I am random. BUT I don't type stupid things like I JUST TAUGHT MY TOE NAIL THE ALPHEBET... see wat I mean it's damagin my brain to even read that crap.

My most hated quotes:

Kiss me I'm Irish!- first of all why on god's green and blue earth would I kiss u? I'd rather NOT. and wat do the Irish have to do with this? Do they drink more than Americans or something? This quote is evilally strange.

No offense!- really? I'm going to take offense! Duh! Like those two little words change the fact that u called me FAT. When ppl say this it gets me even more mad then them sayin it without the No Offense.

That's all the ones I can get off the top of my head for now. But they will be added on to in the future

Rules EVERYONE SHOULD LIVE BY:

For everyones elses sake.

Farting in public- okay ppl I know u can do better than this! Just farting whenever u feel like it will end up making ppls noses fall off. If ur one of those I bet ur saying ITS NATURAL JUST DEAL WITH IT. I would. If it didn't make me want to barf every single time! All I'm saying is realease ur butt breath in the bathroom.

Poking ppl- today I've already had 5 ppl come up to me and poke my stomach. Because they claim it's the most squishy thing ever..I'm not fat or anything. I'm just squishy. But seriously I want that crap to end, I've already got enough of that on facebook. :(

...Oh tarter sauce my battery is almost dead...Well, that ends this discussion..with myself o_O

BYE! DO VISIT THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BETH AGAIN!