BETH- humorous stories and daily weirdness

THE BAD DAY >:{

September 20, 2011

:( hi....I guess sigh

Today has been terrible! First I dropped my lemon heads ALL OVER THE FLOOR! UGH! my stupid elbow just had to MAKE IT'S MOVE ALL OVER MY DESK! it was bad enough that I wasnt supposed to have them. But that doesn't even ice the cake to my bad day.

Then I found out I have library fines over 2 dollars. Geez I've only had them checked out for 2 DAYS! librarians r evil little ppl.

Then my world geography decided it wanted to be evil too soo it gave me an assignment to find latitude and longitude of like 30 specific places to find on a globe. But the most stupid thing is, is that for some mystical reason my school got rid of the only globe we had. So I had to find all these places ON A BLOWN UP GLOBE. That we found hiding in the depth of the unknown. The book even had me hang the globe on a string! YA AND GUESS WHAT?! I FAILED THAT ASSIGNMENT!

*SIGH* here's the worst one...the girl I sit by everyday was for some idiotic reason was hitting ppl with books! She was about to attack me from behind when I turned my head around her book hit me SQUARE IN THA FACE! the staple from the book like TORE MY EYE! and like half my face is still red! She better hope i dont get a black eye or that girl is going to be in some BAD DOO DOO!That girl has always been out to get me.

When I got home things started to look  up abit until....well, I was throwing my dog her ball but instead of her catching it. It bounced off her teeth and into my little bros cereal. I started to actually laugh for the first time today until he picked it up and threw it at me. It landed in my hair and now I HAVE MILK IN MY HAIR! I tried washing it out but my hair is being difficult soo now I have to take my second shower for today! SIGH BYE!