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Torture and Fails

September 29, 20011

Aloha! Ppl of the flying flower universe! Haha

These past few days me and Tabitha have been torturing this guy at school ( btw were not bullying or nothing hes the one who started it so u could call it a war) ANYWAYS.....

It all started when he wrote on tabs math notebook IM STUPID HAHAHA.....I'm kinda ashamed of him he could have done better than that!

So tabitha wrote I AM KING OF THE VOLCANO PPL on his notebook and I changed one of his math answers then I scribbled all over the page. HA it took him over 25 minutes to erase it all.

He got back at us and threw like millions of tiny leaves in our hair. -__-

Soo I picked off billions of tiny leaves and brought them back to my desk. And I waited awhile just for the effect. Ooh here comes the awesome part!

He sits right next to me and one by one  I started throwing them in his hair (our desks r cubicles soo he didn't see me throw them hehe)

I missed one and he looked around (he looked crazy to me) I started to miss alot of them. I could hear him talk to himself behind the wall. "Where are all these things coming from???"  "Who is throwing this???"

Tabitha knew about my rein of terror and laughed. Then Jay(the guy) shot up and accused tabitha of doing it. Man if he would of just looked over my wall I was just laughing to pieces. I know two ppl (not including me) on wattpad have seen him burst into flames before and it's quite funny!

After awhile he shot up again yelling his face off and screaming "I KNOW THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FLYING FLOWERS!" I srsly almost broke. It was awesome. 

Our teacher said that it was probably leaves that were in ur hair from when u had the leave thingy outside. He got up mubbling and when to the bathroom to pick all the leaves out.

He still doesn't know who did it for sure but he says his prime suspects r me and tab. I plan on dumping a whole bowl of tiny leaves on his head sometime. I wonder if i can do it without him even knowing it's me.

Ok in the last chapter I promised a list of fails I think. Here r some of them.

FAILS

5 years old- I was blind until I was 3. ( sigh this is the holy grail of my fails. Everyone always teases me about this one. If u don't get it ur just as bad as a 5 year old. And lol when I told tabitha she thot I was healed by God)

12 years old- I came home from school and let my dog outside it was nice outside so I went outside too. But I didn't check if the door was locked so I was locked outside my house for 4 hours, I got on the trampoline and laid there I guess I feel asleep cuz I woke up with the redest sunburn ever.

5 years old- hehe this one is terrible! This girl from my class wanted to come over to my house after school I asked if she asked her mom she said that her mom said yes so I took her with me to my after school daycare. After awhile the principal showed up and took her away. It turns out that she never got permission from her mom and her mom was about to call the cops right when they found her. WUT A DUMB!

My thumbs hurt soo I'm stoping here! BYYE