Hi my buddies! It's been a few days and everything I want to tell u about is mixed up in my brain on which date it was on. So I will be just telling u randomly.
Anyways I'm writing all of this on September 25th
So I'm thinking like last week
My school really got into playing hide n seek. Anyways tabitha was it and was looking for everyone. I was running to hide behind this wall but josh was there. Since she was already looking I just stayed there with him. When she came looking behind the wall josh grabbed me by the arm and pulled me in front of him so Tabitha would find me first. Yep that lil turd used me as bait.
( ow my dog just head butted me)
Then, I think yesterday we got in some big trouble. Still, my school is obsessed with hide n seek. I don't remember who was it but josh, Taylor (lil bro) and me were running in the sanctuary. (I go to a church school) And dude, Sis. C our teacher came roaring "AHA! I CAUGHT Y'ALL!". It must of scared Josh, because he totally did a face plant into the carpet. Well lucky me, was running behind Josh. I almost tripped over him and had a face plant myself. Taylor just was hunched behind the stairs to the platform. After that we played another game where I was it. Apparently everyone was running around the whole stinkin building. They're lucky that I'm no track athlete. Or I'd be tearing up the concrete to catch up to em.
And ya we also got in trouble for running around the building.
Josh must have been in the trouble making mood or something. Because in class he just had to have the feeling to fling Kleenex all in my desk! Then it turned into a Kleenex war. After awhile he reached in tabithas desk and got one of her USED tissues and catapulted it at my face! We also got in trouble for that. He said something about getting revenge and I'm like....WUT your the one who started it! I'm thinking about blowing my nose in a tissue and cramming it down his shirt the next time he decides to fling used tissues at me.
And also, I never thought that I would ever write about Hannah because she never does ANYTHING. But yesterday she was just at her desk. She must've not have known that I could hear her. At first she starts to hum and I'm thinking ok.. That's a little annoying but I didnt say anything to her about it. then she starts to make weird sounds like ayayayayaya and doooowhop! Doooowhop! Caca! Caca! And she starts saying random sentences. Like, I like candy! No, Bernard don't eat your ear! And Howard are those worms crawling out that car window? No dear those are fingers.
I'm just sitting next to her thinking she must have shaved half her brain off or something.
Today
....... Oh goodness I seriously can't remember anything that happened today. I'm having brain trauma.
15 mins later~
Gee I had to text tabitha and have her tell me what happened today. But here's the exact text she sent me...
Josh sat on me, I was angry, we played hide n seek and hid in stupid places and did art. -Tabitha
Still I don't remember those instances well enough to describe them so that's all your getting.
But I do remember one thing and it was TERRIBLE.
We were all outside on the basketball court and Anna got mad at my brother. So guess what she called him a NUT HOLE. I'm like disturbed and so is my brother. After that horrid moment we all ignored her for the rest of the day.
Well that's it for now see ya guys... Whenever!
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