BETH- humorous stories and daily weirdness

A New Hope

Hi me fellow, fellows. Here it is the 1st anniversary for this online thingy, whatever u want to call it!

Well it's actually the 11th of September today. I'm going to be writing this between the spand of now and September 15th.

September 11th~

It's now 1:09 AM. Just an hour ago an idea struck me like a meteor that crashed on earth, that it's been like a year since I joined Wattpad. (well on this account anyway) And that it must be close to the times that I wrote my stories last year! And thank goodness I caught it on time too.

I'll try to get cha all caught up from last year!

Well at school dustan stopped coming, jay and his brother and sister stopped coming. In the middle of the school year last year we added a devil to the school named Anna(17yrs old). Man, she's quite the pain in the butt. Hopefully you won't get the chance to meet her.

This year we have two new students. Their names are Hannah ( not Cecrle, 14 yrs old)and Josh(16 yrs old). Hannah kind of bugs me, she's nice and all but she's too girly for me to stand. Josh is like a set time bomb. He just explodes with energy and randomness. But the poor guy does not know the meaning of personal space. Just one day I'm siting in a chair and there he comes and sits in my lap -_-. Plus he insists on hugging me at least once a day. I'm not one for hugs. But he is quite awesome.

And oh if I forgot to mention my school is a tiny private school with like only 12 kids attending. Ya just think of the excitement I get attending there :(.

As for my life. All I've accomplished over the year is pretty much becoming older. And making a new nemesis (Anna). And other tiny things that don't really matter.

September 13th

It's after school right now. Poor Josh, Anna has it set out for him. He can't just get away. ( I forgot to mention that Anna has a crush on every guy her eyes land on) The only way that's effective in getting her to stop liking a guy is for the guy to be mean to her. But poor Josh he just can't be mean. If he can't be mean enough I dont know how he's going to get her off his back.

Tabitha, me and this other kid, Eric were having the biggest argument today. He was telling us about this girl he liked. Well this girl is mean and bullies his friends, she is only nice to him obviously. He is stupid.

September 14th

My school is taking year book pictures today. And my school is entering in our town's art fair today with everything we've made. I drew a landscape out of graphite pencil. It's like a forest with a lot of trees and a tiny creek. I'll see if I can get a picture of it on my account. But that would be a couple of weeks since I already sent it in. Tabitha did a model car and a black and white painting of a lion. Last year I did duct tape shoes so Josh asked me for help on his duct tape wallet. I told him what to do but with every step he did it alittle different. I wonder how his is going to be judged.

Eric has been calling tabitha and I jerks and it's about to drive me up a wall. I feel like duct taping the kid to a wall and just leaving him there.

September 15th

It's 3:12 PM. I'm on my way to McAlester, Oklahoma. Me and my parents stopped at an auction awhile back. Lol one of their things that they were selling was a whole box of...bras. When they were auctioning it all the men that worked there were wearing them over their shirts. It was quite funny especially since these guys were big, muscular guys.

5:27 PM

I'm at El Chico's now and my mom just got on to me for using my napkin. Like I'm serious. I'm just sitting there eating and oh looky there! I get beans on my fork (I don't like beans) and I wipe it on my napkin. My mom is like "No, stop! You'll ruin your napkin!" I'm like ...wut? Napkins are made for stuff to be wiped on them! I don't understand apparently.

Well, that about wraps it up for this chapter! I hope u guys liked it! Sorry if it's short my attention span wouldn't be able to handle writing long chapters. During this whole thing I went back and forth with playing temple run and writing this just to be entertained. And guys please do expect frequent updates on this! CHOW!