A Way Big Misaka

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Terra closed his eyes as he closed the scroll. "The Almighty.. I never imagined it would be this way... Ben Tennyson must be destroyed.. it is an abomination I never imagined possible.."

"Monsieur?" said the nun tentatively.

"It's time to do it.." said Terra. "Release the Son of Dravis.. as soon as Avignon is destroyed along with Tennyson, we can later meet up with the Highbreed.."

The nun's eyes widened. "No... you... THAT'S OVERKILL!!"

"There's no such thing as overkill anymore." said Terra. "Not with the kind of foe we're facing!! Not if he realizes his true nature!! RELEASE THE DRAGON!!!"

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In Avignon.. a certain strange looking harlequin sat atop a large building.. He had a purple striped Harlequin's outfit, with a mask that consisted of a simple featureless smiley face with star and moon shaped eyeholes

"All I want to do..." sang the harlequin, as war raged around him. "Is see you turn into... a Way Big Misaka..."

Twilight Prankster jumped to his feet and pulled out an ukelele, he then began to play as he sang

Yes.. Prankster is a terrible singer. And a word of warning to those who haven't seen him before.. he breaks the fourth wall as badly as Dead Pool.

"All I want to do, is see you turn into! A GIANT MISAKA!! A WAY BIG MISAKA!!!" Prankster sang. "Oh I just can't wait to see that giant To'kustar Misaka! If you give it a chance, you do a huge dance, cause you are a giant Misaka!!!! YEAAAAAAAH!!!"

Twilight Prankster twirled around. "Yes.. I want to see.. A Giant Woman..!!!"

The clown let out a cackle and jumped off the building, disappearing into the chaotic battlefield.

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Down in the battlefield Mikoto was doing something rather rare for her.. she was running out of breath.

Mikoto panted hard as she staggered to a halt, clutching GekoBen in her arms. "Ben.. I.. think we lost him.. I just.. hah... WOW... eh..."

"Where's Rex?" GekoBen asked.

"I think.... we... wait.." Mikoto looked back to see Rex crawling on all fours, heaving hard.

"Don't mind me... I think.. we just found the greatest Olympic Athlete of all time... seriously.." Rex wheezed. "Why.. hah.. aren't you in the Olympics... hah.. Mikoto?"

"Damn!" Itsuwa panted, leaning against a wall. "How did we lose him?"

"I think it's because we just kept running in the same direction." said GekoBen.

"WE!? You mean the 3 of us ran and you were all comfy!!" Mikoto stammered. "Oh what the hell.. I can't stay mad at you when you look like that! COME HERE!!"

Mikoto began rubbing GekoBen against her cheek, blushing madly, and crying out with glee. "Ooooooh! CUTEST BOYFRIEND EVER!!!"

"YEAH!!" yelled a voice. "But if you REALLY want something awesome.. you should see.. A GIANT MISAKA!!!"

"Eh?" Mikoto looked up. "Who  said that?"

"MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Twilight  Prankster dropped out of the air... once more singing his song.

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