Previously on This Thing Called Life:
Michael: "August got chu pregnant?!"
Janae: "You and Aug finna have a beybe fa'real?"
Mariah: "*sighs* Yes"
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August: "Wassup wit chu?"
Miracle: "Imma month and two weeks pregnant"
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August POV:
Me: "No no no no. You can't be pregnant. Dats impossible..."
Miracle: "Nah. It's very possible. Cuz uhh...hello. I'm pregnant"
Me: "Ion believe you"
Miracle: "Damn. Want me to pee on a stick?"
Me: "Good idea. There's some unda tha sink in tha bathroom"
Miracle: "Why-"
Me: "Don't worry about it. Juss go"
She walked in tha bathroom closin' tha doe behind ha. Dis gon' take a long ass time
*3 minutes later*
Miracle: "Here. I told you. Pregnant. Three plus weeks"
I looked at it
Me: "FUCK!"
Then I looked at ha
Me: "Who you pregnant by? Can't be by me" I said pacin' back and forth
Miracle: "Well yea by you! I'm not fuckin' anybody else"
Me: "Ion know dat. You not in my view every single day..."
Miracle: "Well I'm not fuckin' anybody else, August."
Me: "Plus I fucked you wit a condom on"
Miracle: "No you didn't. You thought chu did. You really fucked me raw"
Me: "Nahhh. I used a condom. I know when I put a condom on my own dick. Dat beybe...can't be mines"
I sit on tha bed and rub my head
Me: "What am I supposed ta tell MeMe?"
Miracle: "Why tha fuck would you even wanna tell her anything?"
Me: "Cuz she's pregnant, too"
She just looked at me shocked
Me: "Dats why. A month and three weeks ta be exact"
Miracle: "What tha fu-So you got me and that bitch pregnant at tha sametime?!"
Me: "Watch what tha fuck you say Miracle. And she's pregnant wit our beybe. Dat one's mine. Dat I know fa a fact. Ion know so much bout you..."
Miracle: "So you fucked her that night you was textin' me? Cuz we fucked that night I got there..."
Me: "Yes. We made up dat night actually. And she stayed tha rest of dat night. I shouldn't have been talkin' ta you. I shouldn't have flew you out. None of dat. Dats my biggest regret. Maaan. Dat beybe...can't be mines..."
Then I looked at ha
Me: "You can't keep dat beybe"
Miracle: "Excuse me?!"
Me: "You. Can't. Keep. Dat. Beybe"
Miracle: "And why tha fuck not?!"
Me: "Not a good-Oh hell. Imma keep it real. Cuz ya juss can't. It's juss gonna cause moe drama. Ion need anymoe of dat. I already caused most of it. If not...all of it. Ion have time fa it"
