*Los Angeles*
Michael POV:
I decided to call Chris over cuz I needa ask him a question. Plus I feel that he may need to get punched a few times. Sometimes...Ion think-Nah! I KNOW! For a fact...he don't think. He takes risks...that involve his life. Even I got enough sense to not do that. While I'm rollin' a blunt, I hear my door close and foot steps. Godzilla is here...
Chris: "NIGGA!"
Me: "FUCK BOY!"
He walks in tha living room and looks at me crazy
Me: "Nigga what?"
Chris: "You gon' stop with all that fuck boy shit"
Me: "Well Christopher. That's what you are" I said with my white female voice
Chris: "Fuck you" He said as he mugs me
Me: "Fuck you"
He sits down then looks at me
Chris: "What you call me here for anyways?"
Me: "To say hey"
Chris: "What tha f-"
Me: "Nah. Just playin'" I said laughing
He continues to stare at me
Chris: "Ion like you"
Me: "Ion like yo ass either. We got somethin' in common. But forreal...I needa ask a serious ass question"
Chris: "Which is?"
Me: "You with MeMe forreal? Or is it just a friend situation?"
I finish rollin' my blunt then light it as I inhale from it
Chris: "I'm with MeMe forreal"
I look at him fast hell still inhaling from my blunt. I put tha lighter down and raise my eyebrows
Me: "Seriously?" I asked exhaling
He nods
Me: "Nigga!"
Chris: "What?"
Me: "You don't know shit bout Mariah...for one. Secondly...ARE YOU CRAZY?! HAVE YOU LOST YO RABBIT, BAT ASS MIND?!"
Chris: "Um. No."
Me: "Even I know that's a lie. You said yourself. She's just a trophy"
Chris: "Well she is. She's gorgeous. Any nigga would be crazy not to snatch her. But, she has put on a few pounds though. She needa drop them"
I just stare at him them slowly shake my head as I take a drag.
Me: "You sound so stupid..." I said exhaling
Chris: "I'm just bein' honest"
Me: "Bruh. She looks fine. Nobody else is complaining..."
Chris: "Nobody else is with her..."
Me: Thick women are what niggas love. You a skinny nigga. You need somebody with some meat"
Chris: "Nah. What I need is for her to get her shape...back together. Ion want that to reflect on me"
I hit him in his head
Chris: "Tha fuck?!"
Me: "Nigga. What chu need is to get knocked tha hell out. Be lucky I just smacked yo head. What a toothpick gonna do with another toothpick besides poke each other?"
