Boys vs. Me

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Boy: You only like One Direction cause their faces

Me: Oh yeah I bought their album to listen to their faces.


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Boy: Which direction do 5 gay his walk in?

Me: I don't know let's go get 4 your friends and let's find out!

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Boy: One Direction sucks

Me: Can you go say that to their over 68 awards? I don't think they heard you

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Boy: Im sexier then One Direction

Me: Do you have a whole fandom of girls chasing you, having posters in on their walls of you, crying and fangirling over you, having feels for you and pretending your their girlfriend?

Boy: Umm

Me: I DIDNT THINK SO MR.NOT SO SEXY AS ONE DIRECTION!

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