Most of the time

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Car battery dies at Tim Hortons.

Sister: We should've taken your car!

Me: Why is that even a thought?

Sister: because your car wouldn't have died.

Me: Yeah but we wouldn't have known that

Sister: Well why is it always my car?

Me: Because your cars nicer, it drives better.

*Pauses*

Both: Well most of the time

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