"She's puffy, your fluffy, and I'm just a bubble." -Lil Sis
"Fish Tacos are like Mexican food mixed with Alaska!" -Lil Sis
"I feel three months pregnant with a food baby." -Lil Sis
"If I pick it up, my shoulder will explode into tiny pieces of confetti!" -Lil Sis
"Eat your green paste please." -Dad
"Wait! Open the lights!" -Lil Sis
"Aw, you're the best chicken nugget I know!" -Lil Sis
"Hold on I have too many chins." -Lil Sis
"KFC's mac and cheese is like nuclear!" -Dad
"Oh! The protractor is squishing me!" -Lil Sis
"She's like a vampire ninja burrito." -Lil Sis
"Am I a comfy burrito?" -Big Sis
"Here let me caress your face." -Big Sis
"Curl up on me and sleep!" -Big Sis
"Hey, don't smack the person who designed... Your face!" -Big Sis
"I don't want to drink my butterscotches! I want them in little hard candies!" -Dad
"A man's pockets are like a woman's purse: A bottomless pit of nothingness in which you can find anything." -Big Sis
"You don't come between a stereotypical Midwestern and her ranch dressing!" -Lil Sis
"Can I have one!? I mean four." -Lil Sis
"I really wanna bite your nose." -Mom
"GET BEHIND ME SATAN!" -Lil Sis
"Fitness. More like fit dis whole pizza in my mouth." -Lil Sis
"Oh my holy mother of fearless zebra pancake lords!" -Lil Sis
"Let me grab you by the knees and sweep up this mess of cheerios!" -Dad
"Their gas thingy is open and it doesn't have a close!" -Lil Sis
"I cannot be exactly precisely the same kind of clever two times in a row." -Dad
"It's going to be ready at 6:30, so get your time machine ready!" -Dad
"All cheese smells like cheese" - Lil Sis
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