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Recipe For World Domination

Baz here! I love villains who always go on about dominating the world. They're so crazy! So I randomly came up with this while supposedly doing my school project. I hope you put this recipe to some use!

What you need to know:

If you're the kind of person who's scared of diving into things headfirst then I'm afraid this isn't the recipe for you. You need to know how to get your hands dirty. If you're uptight and snobby then please, get out.

Ingredients:

• A crazy idea

• An even crazier mind

• Friends to boss around and do the dirty work for you

• A cool outfit

• An awesome sidekick pet buddy (preferably a big intimidating animal such as a tiger or wolf)

• A den or HQ to work from

• Plenty of food and caffeine drinks

• A formidable weapon of your choice (scythe, knives, seraph blades, etc)

• Plan B (Can't help you here! )

• Good grammar and an impressive array of vocabs.

• Ability to make grand entrances and capture peoples attentions.

Method

You don't need to follow the method in chronological order. Do it according to whatever suits you best. And make sure to add your own touch and flair.

Step 1) Make sure you have ALL of the ingredients. If not then you're gonna have to substitute with your own things.

Step 2) Always have a plan B.

Step 3) Use your HQ to outline your crazy idea. Make sure to have plenty of food and drinks around. Especially coffee and energy drinks. Who said taking over the world was easy?

Step 4) Once you have an organized outline, use your friends, or minions, to do all the work for you.

Step 5) While they do the work you just sit there with your feet up and look good. this is where the cool outfit comes in. And your pet sidekick. If any of your friends argue with your plan just set your pet on them. (I prefer to wear a 'Cat-woman' or 'Black Widow' like costume. And I have a pet white tiger for companionship.)

Step 6) If you plan on dominating the whole world, you need to start small and work your way up. Use your ability to make grand entrances and enter a variety of places. Your favourite shop, bakery, etc. Then work your way up by overthrowing the government, the monarch and so on.

Step 7) Get more people to be in tune with your plans. The world is too big to be taken over by one person my friend. Use good grammar and a wide variety of vocabulary to persuade these people. If they think you're a snob then use a wide variety of swear words to talk to these ignorant people. Swearing in different languages would be preferred.

Step 8) The weapon comes in handy when everyone decides to turn on you, due to your craziness.

WARNING: Recipe may contain violence and evilness. Following out the recipe can lead to loss of friends, shelter, humanity, sanity and moral values. And most importantly can lead to a lack of food supply. Can cause insomnia, schizophrenia and other mental illnesses that will result in being thrown into the mental institute. Or in rare cases, death.

CAUTION: Make sure you have a trained animal and not some savage wild animal that could possibly eat you.