A parody of "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel
(Natasha)
Russian girl
She’s been living in her kick-ass world
I’ll bet she’s never had a circus guy
Hired by Fury to become a spy
I’m gonna try
For a Russian girl
She’s been living in her covert world
As long as any hired assassin can
She’s been looking for an archer man
That’s what I am
And when she knows what
She wants after Budapest
And when she sees me
When I’m in my S.H.I.E.L.D. vest
She’ll see I’m not so tough
Just because
I’m in love
With a Russian girl
You know I’ve seen her in her shrouded world
She’s getting tired of causing all that death
And wants to wipe her ledger of that red
That’s what she said
Russian girl
I know she lives inside a dangerous world
But maybe someday when my plane comes in
She’ll understand the kind of guy I’ve been
And then I’ll win
And when we’re fighting
She hits me hard on the head
And when I wake up
Green eyes and her hair of red
She says I’m pretty tough
Just because
I’m in love
With a Russian girl
She’s been living in her covert world
As long as any hired assassin can
She’s been looking for an archer man
That’s what I am
Russian girl
She’s my Russian girl
You know I’m in love
With a Russian girl
She’s my Russian girl
You know I’m in love
With a Russian girl
My Russian girl
