A parody of "Stacy's Mom" By Wayne.
(Steve)
Tony, can I come over to work on science?
Maybe it could get pretty intense.
Did your dad get back from the expo yet?
Will he give me a ride in his private jet?
You know, I’m not the little girl that I used to be,
Now I have a figure Howard Stark might like to see!
Tony’s dad is really pretty rad,
He’s all I want, and I want him so bad.
Tony, can’t you see, you’re just not the guy for me.
I know it might be bad, but I’m in love with Tony’s dad.
Tony, do you remember when we studied for class
And your dad came home and checked out my ass?
I know he liked me, somehow I just knew
By the way he asked me if I wanted fondue.
Someday soon you’ll be the owner of Stark Industries,
But I think you should know your dad is just as hot as Steve!
Tony’s dad is really pretty rad,
He’s all I want, and I want him so bad.
Tony, can’t you see, you’re just not the guy for me.
I know it might be bad, but I’m in love with Tony’s dad.
