King of Erebor

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A parody of "Part of your World" from The Little Mermaid.

(Thorin)
Look at this life
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my kingdom's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the dwarf
The dwarf who has everything?
Look at this vault
Treasure untold
How many wonders can one kingdom hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got weapons and armor a-plenty
I've got rubies and emeralds galore
You want mining shafts?
We've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I want to be back in Erebor
I want to see, want to see the forges
Walking around in those - Kili put that down!
Um - streets!

Life as a smith, you can't get as far
The Arkenstone's required for ruling rightly
Showing the Elves who's rightfully- Fili, what are you doing?!
King

Back in my home, the home that Smaug stole
Back where the Arkenstone's waiting for me!
Wandering smith - I need to be
King of Erebor

What would I give if I could live back in that mountain?
What would I pay to spend my life sat upon that throne?
I know back there, I'd get respect
Although Thranduil can kiss it.
He should remember, I'm King Under the Mountain
Ready to rule

And ready to bring all my people home
Bring them to my mountain and expand our treasures
Where is my Arkenstone and why does it - Boys! Stop it right now!
Glow?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore the treasury of my home?
Out of the plains
I need to be
King of Erebor!

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