A parody of "Call Me Maybe" By Carly Rae Jepsen
I called a demon from Hell,
If Sam asks, I’ll never tell
In twelve months I’ll be in Hell,
But, hey, he’s back today!
I traded my soul for him,
I summoned her on a whim
I’m being a jerk to him,
But hey, that’s how I play!
My gun is blazin’,
Plaid shirts, demon hazin’
Long rides, pie I’m cravin'
Look at all the lives we’re savin’!
Hey, I just shot you,
And I’m a little crazy,
But I have an Impala,
And I call it “baby.”
I have an arsenal,
In my baby,
And I have issues,
So fight me, maybe?
Bobby found a new case,
And I’m a little lazy,
But Sam’s got a laptop,
He’ll research, maybe?
And all the demons,
They try to chase me,
But I have Daddy issues,
So fight me, maybe?
Lilith took her time with the fight
Her timing had to be right
Luci’s busting out’ the cage tonight
We’ll try to save the day!
Oh crap, Sam broke the last seal
Son of a bitch, can’t real
This wasn’t part of the deal
Hey, we killed Ruby today!
Cas’s stare was holdin',
Trench coat, tie was showin'
Motels, know we’re knowin'
We’re the vessels, say “yes” should we?
Hey, I just stabbed you,
And I’m going crazy,
But Luci found us,
And he’s in my Sammy!
Now Adam’s involved,
That poor, poor baby,
Two angry angels,
They’ll kill them, maybe?
Hey, Cas just torched you,
And he lookin’ crazy,
He shouted “ass-butt”,
But don’t hurt him, maybe?
And all the monsters,
Try to chase me,
But I’ve got an angel,
And he’s my baby.
Before you raised me from the pit I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad
Before you raised me from the pit I missed you so bad
And you should know that I missed you so, so bad
It's hard to look right,
At you Sammy,
And where’d your soul go?
We’ll find it, maybe.
Hey, God is missing,
And Heaven’s crazy,
And Cas is lying,
He’s on our side, maybe?
And all the angels,
Try to fight him,
Here’s an idea,
Ingest souls, maybe?
Before you pulled me from the pit I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad
Before you pulled me from the pit I missed you so bad
And you should know that
Destiel, maybe?
