Parody of "Do you wanna build a snowman" from Frozen.
Gandalf:
Bilbo?
*knock-knock knock-knock-knock*
Do you wanna be our burglar?
Like you said, it's a good day
I'm not teasing anymore
Come out the door
It's time we were away
You used to be adventurous
And now you're not
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you want to be our burglar?
You just have to sign a contract!
Bilbo:
Go away, Gandalf
Gandalf:
Okay, bye...
*knock-knock knock-knock-knock*
Do you want to be our burglar?
I've brought the Company to your halls
They're charming but they're-(Coming through!)
And Thorin's overdue
I'm thinking he just stalls
(Or he got lost!)
You're surely getting lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching the hours tick by-
*tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock*
(Orchestral)
Gandalf:
*knock-knock-knock*
Bilbo...
Please, I know you're in there
We have to hurry to be gone
I left the contract inside with a quill
The Dwarves don't think you'll fill, please prove them wrong
Your Tookish side is begging
And I am too
Help them reclaim their home
Do you want to be our burglar?
