Some Shipper That You Tore Apart

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Parody of "Somebody that I used to Know" by Gotye.

Shipper:

Now and then I think of when we were together.

Like when you said, you were so happy you could die.

I told myself that you were right for me.

But I know the writer's a meanie.

So I held on and became an Ao3 member.

I can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness.

I keep reading the end, always the end.

And when the writer lost all their sense,

Ripped you away, Can we still be friends?

I'm still crying, I'm not glad that it is over.

Shipper:

But you didn't have to cut him off.

Come on he had some development that needed working.

Listen I don't need you books,

But you kill off all my babies and that feels so rough.

No you didn't have to stoop so low,

Have his godmother watch over his grave.

Listen I don't need that heart.

Now I'm just some shipper that you tore apart.

Now I'm just some shipper that you tore apart.

Character:

Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over...

I believed it was always something that I've done.

I told them what I had to say, but you killed me off anyway

You said I didn't have a heart,

But WTF how could you tear them apart?

Shipper:

But you didn't have to cut him off.

Come on he had some development that needed working.

Listen I don't need you books,

But you kill off all my babies and that feels so rough.

No you didn't have to stoop so low,

Have his godmother watch over his grave.

Listen I don't need that heart.

Now I'm just some shipper that you tore apart.

(Some shipper)

That you tore apart.

Now I'm just some shipper that you tore apart.

(Some shipper)

That you tore apart.

Now I'm just some shipper that you tore apart.

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