(All dead cats can be in the story; magic!)
Firestar: OK CLAN! Please get yo lazy butts over here for a meeting
ThunderClan: -sighs and sits down for meeting.-
Firestar: This really bad apprentice has been an apprentice so long, he's an adult cat. I have to give him his Warrior name! Chubbypaw, you will now be known as Chubbycheeks
Chubbycheeks: I LUVVV IT
Brambleclaw: WAIT! I thought I was leader!
Firestar: NOPE! -shoots Brambleclaw with lasers from eyes-
Squirrelflight: Now I need a new mate...
Ashfur: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'll buy you lots of chocolate
Squirrelflight: OK :D
Firestar: Now dat stuffz is gone, welcome our new deputy, Loonblaze
Loonblaze: IT'S LIONBLAZE YOU OLD FART! I SHALL EXILE YOU
Firestar: You cannot beat me, and my alter ego, Fiyahstah!
Lionblaze: I cannot, but Holyleaf can!
Holyleaf: Your as bad as Fiyah, it's HOLLYstar. I just got my nails painted, don't want to chip the paint, by the way.
Lionblaze: Then Jayfeather can!
Jayfeather: I'm blind you idiot.
Lionblaze: So you can't fight?
Jayfeather: ARE YOU CALLING ME HELPLESS? HOW DARE YOU! JUST BECAUSE I'M BLIND DOESN'T MAKE ME PITIFUL!! -attacks Lionblaze-
Leafpool: Is Jayfeather on his man-period today?
Hollyleaf: Yep
