Hollyleaf: Hey guys! I have a new pet
Ashfur: What is it?
Hollyleaf: YOU! -puts Ashfur in collar and leash-
Ashfur: D: Mummy help!
Brindleface: Nah
Hollyleaf: HEY EVERYONE IN HAMSTERCLAN!
Everyone in Clan: What?
Hollyleaf: This is my new pet, I was going to kill him but this way is more torture
Ashfur: :|
Firestar: Congratulations on the pet
Leafpool: YOU NEVER ASKED ME FOR A PET -rams head into rock- ow
Brambleclaw: Ok, but your pet eats last, hey what's his name?
Ashfur: Brambleclaw, it's me Ash...
Mousefur: OMG IT LIEK TALKZ
Hollyleaf: I know! And deal. His name is Rainbow Cupcake, if he says Ashfur, put him
in the time-out corner
Lionblaze: I WANT A PET, TOO MOMMY -pokes Squirrelflight-
Squirrelflight: I AIN'T YO MUMMY, HOMIE
