Firestar: -dies randomly-
Jayfeather: O.o Anywho, Brambleclaw, I now announce you........ MY HUSBAND. Wait who changed the script??? That is just wrong. Brambleclaw, you are actually just a leader. Poor you.
Bramblestar; OK, Chubbycheeks is my new deputy
Chubbycheeks: :D
Bramblestar: lol, Just kidding! Brackenfur, you're my new deputy
Chubbycheeks: :( wtf
Thornclaw: Get used to it, kid.
Bramblestar: Just kidding there, also!! New deputy is... Lionblaze
Lionblaze: Yes!! Mummy are you proud? -looks at Squirrelflight-
Squirrelflight: FOR THE LAST *bleep*ING TIME I AIN'T YO MUMMY
Bramblestar: lol Jk, and the new deputy is...
Ashfur: WHAT DA HECK, -stabs Bramblestar with dinner fork-
Bramblestar: HAH SUCKA I STILL HAVE EIGHT MORE LIVES (+2 because I'm a Gary Stu the authors love)
Ashfur: D: -cries-
Hollyleaf: Let me handle this, As..hfur -puts Bramblestar in doll clothes-
Bramblestar: Nuu, my weakness! -dies-
Icecloud: lol