Mr. Banana

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Dustpelt: EY FERNCLOUD

Ferncloud: What, pedo dude who married me?

Dustpelt: I got us a pet!

Ferncloud: WTF is that?

Mr. Banana: I AM A BANANA :D

Spiderleg: My parents are so weird

Daisy: -smacks- Go play wit yo kidz lazy Spideh

Spiderleg: -.-

Squirrelflight: I just got my diary a lock! No more peeking Ashfur's!

Fiyahstah: So proud of you and Sandstorm, Leafpool on the other hand...

Leafpool: C'mon just because I'm actually a mother doesn't make Squirrelflight better

Sandstorm: You had illegal kids

Leafpool: Nuh-ung!

Sandstorm:mmhmm

Leafpool: Nuh-uhn

Sandstorm: mmhmm

Cloudtail: Cookie!

Brackenfur: Sorry Cloudtail, I ate it. I heard Brightheart is making more!

Cloudtail: BRIGGGHTTTTHEARRRTTTTTT!!

Darkstripe: I'm first in line for the cookies, dumbie

Cloudtail: nuuuu

-Brightheart walks by-

-Cloudtail is flailing arms around so much he pokes Brighthearts eye-

Brightheart: MYYY EYE!

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