Daddies (not as you think)
11:15 am
Taylor: Shawn! What the fuck.
Shawn: I just got on break. Yes?
Taylor: How the hell do I make the baby stop crying?
Shawn: First, stop cursing. Secondly, don't call our child the baby. She has a name.
Taylor: Help me.
Shawn: Help you do what again, sweetheart?
Taylor: Are you trying to make me ask nicely?
Taylor: Because if so...
Taylor: Baby, I need your help. I need you to tell me how to get our beautiful baby girl, Saundra to stop crying.
Shawn: Aw well babe! Sure, would love to!
Shawn: Here's a few things you should always check before you ever contact me.
Shawn: Check her diaper, could be full and bothered. Check her forehead, temperature wise. And lastly, maybe she's hungry. Could never go wrong with a bottle, or pacifier.
Taylor: Oh my god.
Shawn: Hello? Taylor!
Taylor: She fucking barfed on me!
Shawn: Calm down. It's just milk anyways.
Taylor: I'm lactose.
Shawn: No you're not asshole.
Taylor: Look who is cursing now.
Shawn: Stop being a bad parent.
Taylor: I'm a bad parent? You left back to work without even telling me how to raise a child on my own. You already had experience, and didn't share any of it with me.
Shawn: Sorry for calling you that.
Taylor: No, it's alright. I'll just put her in a crib and call Jack Gilinsky because he's amazing with kids, unlike a shit dad like me.
Shawn: Don't bring my ex into this.
Taylor: He's a great person with kids. I'm a shit dad like I've told you.
Shawn: Taylor, don't say that.
Taylor: Too late, you've already said what you needed. I don't think I could take care of a child. And, is it even mine?
Shawn: Of course it is! Why would you say such a thing.
Taylor: Well you've said a lot today.
Taylor: If I'm not home today, you should know that I probably won't come back.
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Read it however you want, phone call or text. I was in a dramatic moment, wondering what it works better as.
Writing a full version of this on my short stories too, I love it.
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