Attachment ☹ SHAYLOR Text Messaging Book

#38 Bed Stains ♡

haha angry yet dirty and cute phone call

7:10 pm

Shawn: Hey. I need your help!

Taylor: What's up kiddo?

Shawn: It's kind of awkward. Bare with me here.

Taylor: Yeah? I'll understand.

Shawn: How do you remove... stains.

Taylor: Like grease or coffee?

Shawn: Juice...

Shawn: My juice.

Taylor: What?

Shawn: Cum stains Taylor! Fucking dirty stains on my bed! How do I remove them?

Taylor: Oh....

Taylor: Wait when was this?

Taylor: With who?

Taylor: Wait what...

Shawn: Uh, not important.

Taylor: No. You tell me. I thought you would. Why didn't you ever even tell me you wanted to hook up with someone, unless you're dating them. Why haven't you told me?

Shawn: Why does it matter!? It doesn't Taylor!

Taylor: I don't want you to be with somebody that isn't me!

Taylor: Oh fuck it. Bye. Figure how to wash that shit yourself. Your problem.

Taylor hangs up and it leaves Shawn upset. He technically actually, didn't really have sex with anybody. Merely touched himself.

Shawn: Hey?

Shawn: Right. You aren't going to reply because this should be the part where you think that you scared me off by saying that. But here's where I come in and say I like you. And now I'm just waiting for your response.

Taylor: Haha no. You don't like me.

Shawn: Its true, I do! When I came I thought of you!

Taylor: Okay. Creepy. But flattering.

Shawn: Sorry. See I don't know how to explain myself around you because you get me very nervous.

Taylor: Alright. So you didn't have sex?

Shawn: No...

Taylor: And you're still a virgin?

Shawn: Now you're just embarrassing me.

Taylor: I like you either way and I would like to formally take you on a date and after we can make more mess of those stains unless you want to clean them.

Shawn: We can dirty the sheets then clean them!

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