The Moody One (Osomatsu-San Fanfic)

Chapter 8

*Flashback*

Choromatsu clapped his hands together and announced, "Okay guys, Ichimatsu is coming home from the hospital today so let's be sure to make everything perfect for him!...Guys?"

The only brother present in the living room was Osomatsu, even though he was passed out drunk. Choromatsu sighed, running his hands through his hair. Where was everyone? Lately, it felt like he had to support the whole family and no one even noticed. Or cared. He kicked past the eldest brother and shook his head. "Dumbass."

Choromatsu went outside to search for the remaining three sextuplets. "Todomatsu? Jyushimatsu? Karamatsu?"

"Up here, brother!" Karamatsu called from the roof, guitar resting on his lap. "I'm planning on writing a song for our beloved Ichimatsu since he's returning today. Here's an exclusive demo:

Oh little brother,
The sun shines on you
Oh little brother,
The ocean flows for you
Oh little brother,
How lucky you are
To have a brother like me
Who is so cool,
And dark,
And mysterious,
Oh little brother-

"Ah that's enough, Shittymatsu!" Choromatsu cut him off, "That was so painful! Anyways, I need you to help me prepare for Ichimatsu's arrival. Go order some oden from Chibita to bring home, okay? Make sure to get extra soy sauce too."

"Why do I have to do it?"

"Honestly out of all of us, Chibita hates you the least."

"Really?! You think so? Did he say anything else about me? Oh wow, I wonder if- " Karamatsu paused, suddenly becoming embarrassed. He cleared his throat, "Erm, heh, I mean, of course I'll go get dinner. Right now in fact! See you later, brother!"

Choromatsu raised an eyebrow at his brother. "Yeah okay, weirdo" He muttered. On to find the rest of his brothers.

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After hours of searching, Todomatsu was "out with friends" and would "ttyl", Jyushimatsu was wrestling a bear (???), and Karamatsu had actually gotten the food successfully...until he somehow managed to drop it off a cliff- along with the rest of his body. Osomatsu, well, was still passed out. Choromatsu pinched the bridge of his nose and groaned. Their parents would be home any second with Ichimatsu and nothing was ready. He paced around the living room, about to tear out his hair. "Doesn't anyone care?! All of my hardwork, reduced to nothing!" Choromatsu vented outloud.

"Y-your hardwork?" Osomatsu, now finally awake, giggled. "You're no better than the rest of us... you're just a-a buttface who, *hic* -who thinks you're doing somethin' important."

"Shut up you drunk idiot!" Choromatsu snapped.

"L-little brother tried to, to kill himself-"

"Fuck off!"

"-And all you c-care about is people noticing your so-called 'efforts' and 'hardwork'." Osomatsu slurred, a dumb grin on his face.

Choromatsu gripped his brother by the front of the shirt and pulled him up, "Listen, you half-assed waste of space-" Osomatsu pushed off Choro and drunkenly swung at him, missing. "Hey, hey! Fuck off!" Choromatsu shoved the eldest brother back and a brawl broke out.

"Fuck you!"

"I hate you!"

"Piece of shit!"

"Fucki-"

"We're home!" Mama Matsu announced, sliding the door open. "The doctor says Ichimatsu will need- boys! What's wrong with you NEETs!? Stop fighting!"
Choromatsu and Osomatsu froze, still holding onto each others clothes. They glanced at their parents and Ichimatsu then quickly released each other, apologizing.

Ichimatsu silently took in the scene his older brothers had caused.

"Pfft."

He passed his brothers and went into their bedroom.

He paused at the doorway.

"Night."

And closed the door.