Massachusetts rebels against British tyranny. Mississippi goes hunting with the president. Michigan refuses to leave Toledo. Minnesota celebrates Christmas with friends. And Montana listens to a war story. These are the stories of the 50 States of A...
Florida. The 27th state is known for many things. Some people may associate the state for its sweet oranges. Others may point to her delicious key lime pie instead. One may note the ferocious alligators and giant pythons in the vast Everglades. While another may mention the fun theme parks and luxurious resorts in Orlando. Whether it be the southern gals of Tallahassee to the sexy models of Miami, all of these characteristics describe Florida to be a mixed hub of magic and wonder.
Speaking of magic and wonder, one of the most famous places is the magical land of Walt Disney World located in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. Since 1971, over 52 million visitors enjoy themselves in all sorts of entertainment related to Disney. For Florida, she's a special employee who's known to give her friends benefits and discounts when they come over to visit her home.
During one spring break, California, Colorado, Washington, and Hawaii were invited and given VIP status in their five-day vacation at Disney World. Due to Florida's busy schedule working around the theme parks of Orlando, she asked her friends to do one simple job while they were having fun in their Disney adventure. Just one job. And how quickly the four nearly screw that job up.
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Upon arriving at Disney's Saratoga Springs Spa & Resort on Monday morning, California, Colorado, Washington, and Hawaii have settled in their bedrooms (Washington had to take the sleeper sofa after losing to Colorado in rock-paper-scissors). So caught up with the resort, the four didn't notice the "price" that came with the room...
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"Aaaaahhhhh!"
Cali's high-pitched scream interrupt Colorado, Washington, and Hawaii's conversation in the lounge. The three lifted their heads, turning to the girl's bedroom door slamming open. Cali rushed out of the room in a frantic manner, wrapped in a beige, bath towel and her golden hair in a tangled mess. Not far behind her, a thirteen foot, white and yellow snake slithered out of the room, following after her.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Cali cursed, jumping on top of an island counter in the nearby kitchen. She turned her head to the three States in the lounge, frightened and pissed out of her mind. "S-Stop staring at me! Do something! Call animal control or security or anyone for crying out loud! Eek!" she screeched seeing the snake attempting to climb up to her.
"Geez, Cali. Stop being so dramatic," Colorado chuckled, watching Cali try to reach over to the marbled bar counter without exposing herself.
She glared daggers at him. "Oh, ha ha! Does it look like I'm being dramatic here?!"
"Relax, Cali. The snake isn't going to kill you," said Wash, unfazed by Cali's squeals and the snake's hisses.
Cali flipped him off. "Yeah right! It's only going to hug me to death," she mocked.
"Isn't that Banana?" Hawaii asked, seeing Florida's albino, Burmese python for the first time.
"No! It's an evil, human-eating monster that needs to be handled by animal control which by the way why the fuck aren't you guys helping me?!"
