Massachusetts rebels against British tyranny. Mississippi goes hunting with the president. Michigan refuses to leave Toledo. Minnesota celebrates Christmas with friends. And Montana listens to a war story. These are the stories of the 50 States of A...
The States of America and the U.S. Capital. They're a weird group of Americans whom no one outside their circle will fully understand. Some are loud. Some are obnoxious. Some are just plain-out crazy. Without a doubt, there's no denying their patriotism. After all, they love America very much.
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"Why do I have to help you out? I didn't do anything," Idaho grumbled as he steadied the ladder.
"You're not making the job any easier with your complaints," Montana muttered as she attempted to cover up the hole in the meeting room's ceiling.
"Seriously, I would rather do anything else than help you fix the hole you created with your stupid shotgun."
"Like what?"
"Like... Like anything else but this!"
"Uh-huh."
"I-I'm serious!"
"You would probably spend that time coming up with a ridiculous conspiracy theory."
"Hey! They aren't ridiculous! They're true, and that's a fact!
"There's no such thing as the Soaring Night Potato."
"Yes, there is!"
"H-Hey! Steady the ladder!"
"Not until you acknowledge the Soaring Night Potato exists!"
"What's a Soaring Night Potato anyway?"
"It's a magical, winged potato that soars at night. Duh!"
"Sounds made-up."
"Believe me! It's real! I've seen it with my own eyes."
"Are you sure you didn't mistake it for a bat? Or, someone throwing a potato?"
"Don't doubt me!"
"Q-Quit shaking the ladder!"
"The Soaring Night Potato is a real creature, and you can't prove to me otherwise."
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