So at practice today it was raining and my coach was complaining about how his feet were wet. So my friend was like, "hey coach do you want a towel" and my coach went "no. I didn't use a towel on World War II and I don't need one now". then another kid went "did you go to Normandy?" and my coach went "yeah I was all over." it was great
he wasn't actually in World War II. he just likes to say stuff like that
