Chapter 2

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love eyes lester: uh? hello..

heart eyes howell: what the fuck am i in??

tyler hoesph: apparently gay hell from previous conversation

josh dun with you: awhh look their names match.

forehead urie: that's gay

spencer !: most of us are gay

gallon weekes: this is gay hell

gallon weekes: what do you expect??

jon runner: where's the lie tho??

love eyes lester: stop bullying meee

heart eyes howell: WHOS MESSING WITH MY BABY?? I'LL FUCKING BEAT YOU UP

sarah orz-fuck it: I HAVENT SAID ANYTHING YET AND IM ALREADY READY TO BEAT YOU UP

heart eyes howell: OKAY LETS GO

heart eyes howell: YOU ME FIGHT

heart eyes howell: 5th STREET AT THE PARK SEE YOU IN 5

sarah orz-fuck it: OKAY WELL IM ALREADY HERE HOE

love eyes lester: dan just jumped up from my bed and then ran out of my house. I WAS CUDDLING THAT BOY WHY SARAH WHYYY

sarah orz-fuck it: all well kid. i'm gonna beat him up for no reason

love eyes lester: i'm crying right now because all I hear from down the street is "HOE WHERE ARE YOU"

heart eyes howell: bITCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT??

sarah orz-fuck it: turn around hoe

love eyes lester: ....

heart eyes howell: OH MY GOD. SHE JUST PUNCHED ME AND THEN RAN AWAY LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

love eyes lester: dannnnn come back! i'm coldddd and I'm boreddddd and I feel like i'm dyingggg

heart eyes howell: on my way precious baby boy

forehead urie: tbh goals

cheese whiz ross: i can make that happen ;')

forehead urie: plz kys

cheese whiz ross: #rude ass motherfucker

forehead urie: thank you ross. ik

gallon weekes: ryan has a crush

spencer !: ryan has a crushhhh

love eyes lester: some guy named ryan has a crushhhh

heart eyes howell: ^ same

alex gayscarf: RYAN HAS A CRUSHHH YES OTP PLZ MAKE IT HAPPEN

jack barakitten: ryan has a crush?? alex wtf??

alex gayscarf: stfu u little hoe

jack barakitten: okay bottom, guess we're breaking up thenn

alex gayscarf: NO BABY PLEASE LOVE ME

jack barakitten: ;') i'm about to love your body real good in a second baby

tyler hoesph: ^ that's gross and gay but

tyler hoesph: RYAN HAS A CRUSH I SEE??

josh dun with you: ^^ you're gay?? and gross but RYAN AND BRENDON?? i ship it

tyler hoesph: shut up. you're outta the band josh

josh dun with you: YOU CANT KICK ME OUT OF THE BAND BECAUSE I KICK YOU OUT

cheeze whiz ross: STOP BULLYING ME YOU FUCKING GAY ASS HOES??

forehead urie: ryan has a crush?? who

gallon weekes: uh you?? wtf

forehead urie: oh haha i'm pretty dunb

spencer !: no shit honey

forehead urie: kys please

spencer !: okay. will do

cheese whiz ross: .....

forehead urie: hey ryan wanna go out for an icecream date?? it's on me. meet me at the park on 5th at 5pm and we can walk there.

cheese whiz ross: yeah sure.. sounds like a date

forehead urie: because it is??

spencer !: dear god brendon

alex gayscarf: YESSSSSSSS MMMY OTPPPPPP

jack barakitten: ALEXANDER STOP TEXTING

jack barakitten: JESUS

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