kitten .(me)
"Why are you so pretty and fantastic and amazing and perfect and i love you!!!"
he he well idk i just am?? i love you tooo though!!
"Can we be friends? 😆"
hippty hop yeee
"can we be frens ?"
of course bean child!
"who is your true love?"
😬😬 well my girlfriend of course!*cough*jkitsbreadbinurine*cough*,
sunflower .(Faith)
" I love you ! your literal goals!!!!! #queenofmylifeslayyyyyyy"
i'm you but stronger??
" What's up bean child?"
what up u peasant spawn from the deep depths of gay hell
turtle goddess(Heather)
"yoooooooooooooo. that's all i have to say."
no
brenny baby(Brendon)
"Staph being so tall u intimidate me. "
I'm like 5'9?? iM not that tall?? sorry ??
" do you think the band will work out ?"
of course!
ryro babe(Ryan)
"I love you ryan ross but not right now."
uhm okay? i rlly like brendon tho so i cant love you smol child
"do you have a milk kink ? i'm no kinkshaming you btw"
uhhh noo? that's kinda weird. i mean i have lots of other kinks. i like when brendon calls me daddy ;')
gallon weekes(Dallon)
"dallon u wittle cutie smolllll child you go to brendon and give him a hug because he going to need it after the whole Ryan ordeal they hiding from us."
99.9% sure im WAY taller than you mann im like 6'4.
//sweats// what ordeal? its not like nothing is gonna happen with brendon and ryan?? 😅😅
" can you be my dad pls "
is my name dallon?
haha im funny. jk no im not.
but yeah sure! where are the adoption papers?
call me daddy long legs
spencer !(Spencer)
"SPENCER I HAVE A QUESTION !"
WHAT IS IT??
"I JUST DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS"
oh well i cri
"you saved me spence "
youre welcome smol child <3
alex gayscarf(Alex)
"Why are you so fucking cute you little cutie ! literally i want death everytime i look at you fr tho !!!"
dawh! you little cutie. thank! but make sure jack doesnt hear that. 😁 he'll beat you up
jack barakitten(Jack)
"u so smol like kmssss"
wtf yooo? i'm like 6'3 how am i smol
rian awesome(Rian)
"RIAN IM SORRY THAT JALEX IS SO GR888 THAT YOUR CUTENESS GETS HIDDEN IN THE BACKGROUND CAUSE YOUR GR8888"
*gasp* thank you for appreciating my cuteness. ❤️but tbh i dont mind. i have my zack!
zack attack(Zack)
"BABABABABABABABEEE"
*heavy breathing* wh-what..? i have a boyfriend.
sarah orz-fuck it(Sarah)
"ur last name is realllllly long . go marry Brendon for us plz so we can pronounce ur last name"
no thanks...brendon really likes ryan and i'm pretty sure theyre getting marries in a couple of years 😁 besides him and i are only friends. he's hella gay and so am i but like he likes to do rlly girly stuff w/ me!
"unless you want him to have your last name then #genderroles"
once again no. sorry.
tiger tyjo(Tyler)
"WHEN U LOOK UP SMOL BEAN U POP UP"
that made literally zero sense. but i am a smol bean ☺️ tehe
"can i be josh's fren?"
nO jOsH iS mInE.
jumpin' jishuwa(Josh)
"WHY I JUMPIN???
you*
eh i'm a fail"
CAUSE WHY NOT JUMP??
and you really should't talk about yourself like that. it'll lower your self esteem and you'll be rlly sad which will make others sad. :')
heart eyes howell(Dan)
"OMFG U ARE MY SAVIOR I LOVE U FREAKING DONT TELL THAT U AND PHIL ARENT MARRIED BECAUSE THATS A STRAIGHT UP LIE"
i love you too? phil and i are dating, not married. we're in highscchool but maybe one day we will get platonically married.
love eyes lester(Phil)
"PHIL YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY MY ONLY SUNSHINE U MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY."
dawh wittle qt 😁☀️
" "when skies are gay." "
thats dan tho. hahahahahaha
pattycakes stump(Patrick)
"PATTY UR SOUL VOICE 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻"
*clears throat* ehm yeeeAHHHAHAHAHHA
"my smol precious bean"
*smiles cutely* :) thank
emo meme god(Pete)
"u are an emo meme god. "
sure jan.
BOOM MEME'D IT
"yikes
friggin #rood
"Wentzdickphobia is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. One day I was just scrolling through iFunny and I thought, "I wonder what Pete's dick looks like?". The moment my fingers began to type "pete wentz nudes", I knew there was no going back. Right when I clicked the picture, I screamed and threw the phone across the room. The next few hours consisted of me crying and panicking. That was about a month ago, but even to this day, Pete's dick still haunts me. I have flashbacks, nightmares, and even hallucinations of his dick. No thanks Pete."
//sweats//
eh all well
brendon: it's not a bad dick
patrick: tru tho bren
