author's note:: okay so everyone is in highschool and mostly all juniors. okay? okay. thank you for reading my beautiful humans. now for some introductions!
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spencer !: I just realized everyone doesn't know each other...oops?
gallon weekes: good fucking job dipwad
spencer !: kys plz
spencer !: anywho everyone state your name/pronouns/sexuality and add anything you'd like
spencer !: i'll go first. spencer/he,him/bi gay af for dallon tho
gallon weekes: Dallon, he/him, i'm straight yo and same^ i'm gay for me too
jon runner: why am I even here exactly?? i'm leaving. bye fucking homos.
jon runner has left the chat
forehead urie: wow uhm okay.
forehead urie: im brendon, he/him, i'm gay. so smd
cheese whiz ross: will do hun ;') oh wait already did that
cheese whiz ross: ryan, he/him/they?, gay but like idk man.
heart eyes howell: dan, he/him, pansexual
love eyes lester: uh phil, he/him/they/them, asexual but i like guys?? btw i'm transgender so if you call me a girl i'll rip your tongue out :')
heart eyes howell: jesus christ phil.. I'll beat anyone up if they call you a girl okay baby?
love eyes lester: this is why i love you. :')
gallon weekes: ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT RYAN SUCKED BRENDON OFF ON A FIRST DATE
forehead urie: yes. now kys
cheese whiz ross: yes please do dallon
rian awesome: rian not ryan, he/him, i'm straight but only gay for zack ;')
zack attack: ayy bb ;')
zack attack: zack, he/him, bi and i'm like super gay for rian??
alex gayscarf: alex, he/him, ITS IN MY NAME YOU HOMOS
jack barakitten: chill out alex.
jack barakitten: jack/he,him/pan?
alex gayscarf: never c':
kellin quan: kellin/kelli/kells, they/them/she/he idgaf, i'm pansexual but genderfluid and identify as a dude but yeah :')
sarah orz-fuck it: sarah, she/her, bi
victur funtes: vic, he/him, bi
kellin quan: more like victur funtimes ;')
victur funtes: OH MY GOD HOLD UP
vic funtimes: okay there
himae not jamie: jamie(pronounced "hi-mae") CALL ME JAMIE AND YOU DIE, he/him, straight?
tony the turtle: tony/toni, he/she/him/her, genderfluid & pan.. jamie plz love me
himae not jamie: no. you're my best dude.
mike funtes: uhh mike? he/him? asexual? but like biromantic?
vic funtimes: what's? with? the? question marks? lil? bro?
mike funtes: i? question? everything? about? myself??
justin hills: justin, he/him, GAY BUT I REALLY LIKE JACK
jack flower🌸: jack, he/him, GAY BUT I REALLY LIKE JUSTIN
jack barakitten: EXCUSE ME?? THERE CANNOT BE TWO JACKS. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, AND THATS ME. CHANGE YOUR NAME OR I SUE
jack flower🌸: no fite me u nerd
jack barakitten: WILL DO. SEE YOU BEHIND THE DOLLAR TREE IN 5
jack flower🌸: kay dude
alex gayscarf: JACK JUST RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE AND IS NOW RUNNING DOWN THE STREET SCREAMING LIKE TARZAN
jack flower🌸: i'm not going. i'm busy atm actually.
justin hills: yeah boy ;')
jack barakitten: EW YALL ARE GROSS. I AM THE CHILD OF GOD
alex gayscarf: bullshit jack bullshittt
gabe beerham: oh me oh my
gabe beerham: btw i'm gabe, he/him, asexual and biromantic??
jesse lawson: uh what is this?
tyler hoesph: gay hell
jesse lawson: oh well then
jesse lawson: jesse/jess, him/he/she/her/they/them(i don't know any more tbh), i'm bi?? demigirl??
tyler hoesph: tyler, he/him, gay af
tyler hoesph: josh is my #1. dont touch him he's mine, dirty hoes
josh dun with you: josh, he/him, bi
josh dun with you: aweh baby. tyler is my precious little thing so be nice to him
nick martian: nick, he/him, heteroflexible
spencer !: well hello everyone and welcome to our gay hell
spencer !: oh and bren, you and ryan are nasty little hoes
forehead urie: thanks dude, i know
cheese whiz ross: sure are baby ;')
