Mr. Hemmings | Cake

Chapter 1

*3rd persons POV*

"Are you excited for yet another school year at Liberty High?" Calum's best friend Morgan asked him sarcastically as they walked into the doors of their high school.

"Haha of-fucking course not," Calum fake laughed then tried to make a serious face then began actually laughing with Morgan. "At least it's our last year here, I couldn't stand to be a Freshman again."

Calum pretended to shiver as he and Morgan watched Cory, this jock in their grade, beat up on this Freshman. "The frigid wind of teen rebellion." Calum said shaking his head in respect. They both immediately began laughing their asses off.

It was about 5 minutes until first period bell rang so they barely had enough time to get their stuff and get to their classrooms on time.

"I have English first, what about you?" Morgan's green eyes scanned her paper. Seconds later, a frown was evident on her face and she looked up.

"Math." She stated sighing. "Oh well, see ya later Cal." She waved bye as they both ran off to their lockers to get their books.

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When Calum walked into English, there were only a few people in the room; Louis Tomlinson - junior, really big Math nerd. He was currently making out with Harry Styles - also a junior and an English nerd. Liam Payne was sitting next to Zayn Malik who was desperately trying to get Liam to go out on a date with him, Liam would never say yes because he's Christian.

Calum knows enough about these people to figure out what they're doing in seconds - it's like magic.

The brunette took his spot in the 2nd row from the front. He absolutely loved English - you could say he was kind of like Ryan Ross.

Calum looked down at his outfit which consisted of black converse, black skinnies, and his ripped up Green Day 'Dookie' muscle tee. Any girl would look at him and just drool at the sight of him - but too bad, he was the gayest man on this planet.

(Rumor has it he likes dick more than food.....okay that wasnt a rumor)

He folds his hands on his stomach while leaning back in his seat. A few more kids start to file in the classroom. He recognizes Patty Melcher which is this goodie-two-shoes who's been out to get him since 5th grade when she caught Calum and her "boyfriend" (honestly honey no one actually has a boy/girlfriend in 5th grade....where you gonna go out on a date? McDonald's play place?) at the time making out into he janitor's closet.

Calum's feet were apparently "blocking where she was supposed to sit" so he had to move them before she shat her pants trying to get Calum to go to the principal's office.

His brown eyes traveled to Joseph Cox who was hot as fuck but was unfortunately straight and had a girlfriend. Calum would never say it to her face, but his girlfriend looked like a mole rat.

"Hey Cal. How was your summer?" Calum must've zoned out because holy shit Joseph was talking to him and holy shit his hands were on Calum's desk and holy shit Calum's face was about 50 shades of red at the moment.

"U-um pretty good. What about y-yours?" He looked into Joseph's blue eyes and smiled widely.

"Mine was great, thanks for asking." Calum smiled and nodded in reply.

"Well. I better get to my seat, my friends are waiting. See ya!" Joseph waved goodbye with a golden smile.

His thoughts were cut off by someone writing on the chalkboard. He was not excited to see Ms. Smith again because man he hated that old witch, but Calum's eyes flew up and saw a toned back and perfect ass facing his way. His jaw dropped, but he slowly picked it back up from its place on the floor of hell.

"My name is Luke," the guy turned around and Calum was met with gorgeous blue eyes, prettier than Joseph's, and beautiful blonde hair in a perfect quiff, "but you'll be calling me Mr. Hemmings." Mr. Hemmings smiled at the class before walking around in front of his desk.

*Calum's POV*

"Are you sure your name ain't Daniel because damn boi." Calum heard Joseph say and he gasped as well as the rest of the class.

One of Joe's friends slapped him lightly on the shoulder and whispered, "Joe you're straight."

"Timmy I am nowhere near straight I just sucked you off in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago!" Joe said exasperatedly as he gestured his hands around like a maniac. The class went quiet, so Mr. Hemmings continued.

"Anyway, today we'll be learning about Fanboys. Now can anyone tell me what that means." Patty raised her hand and literally begged Mr. Hemmings to call on her, but he wouldn't. I liked this about him.

"What about you?" He looked in my direction with a charming smirk on his face. He was probably gesturing to Chris who was way hotter than me and was sitting behind me, so I didn't say anything.

"Brown hair, brown eyes, green day muscle tee." He said and my eyes almost flew out of their sockets. Mr. Hemmings was calling on me holy shit.

Shit shit what's a fanboy again.

"Umm coordinating conjunctions; for, and, nor, but, or, yet, and so." I said in a question tone because I was totally unsure. Mr. Hemmings made my mouth dry and my pants wet....just kidding.

"Good job Mr....?¿"

"Hood." I finished him off. Mr. Hemmings looked at me and grinned slightly.

I could already tell this year was gonna be fucking great.

[A/n:] I hope you all enjoyed that!!

Hailey (my boo ily@PanickingWithRoses) tagged me in this fav pic thing but for some reason wattpad won't let me add the photos so maybe I'll do it somewhere in the near future ?¿

Anyway I love you guys!!!

-Saraaa x