Mr. Hemmings | Cake

Chapter 2

Shit it's been a while haha I'm sorry I haven't updated since last week

Here it is -

Calum's POV

"Hey CalYUM how was English and PE?" Morgan asked as she dropped her lunch tray on the lunch table and sat down across from me.

"Holy shit English was fucking awesome for reasons I will explain and, by the way, don't ever call me CalYUM again in your life or I will kick your lesbian ass to Tennessee." I said with a huff. She's been calling me that ever since 6th grade and I think she should stop.

"Okay okay fine you dick. Care to explain why the fuck English was fun?"

"Joe admitted to being gay and there's a hot fucking teacher!!" I exclaimed but eventually calmed down because people were starting to give me weird looks.

"OH MY GOD I HEARD ABOUT HIM AND WAit Joe is gay?" She asked me. I nodded and smiled. I've had a crush on him since 8th grade retreat when his hand accidentally brushed against mine. It's not a big deal, but it was back then.

"YES!! I've shipped you all ever since you came out as gay." She said knowingly with a smirk. "After what seemed like years of denying that you liked dick, you finally came out and it was great."

She sighed and stared off into space as I finished my disgusting lunch

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When I was walking home that day, I couldn't forget the blonde haired, blue eyed boy that happens to be fucking hot and also happens to be my teacher but oh well.

I walked inside my home through the back door and was met with my mom screaming at my little brother Jack. Rolling my eyes, I put my other ear bud in and turned my music up all the way.

Ignoring my mom and brother, I got out the toaster and a box of toaster strudels and made me too...ya know...because I fucking can. I swayed my hips with the music, I was currently listening to Sophomore Slump Or Comeback of The Year which is a really fucking good song, and jumped slightly as the toaster treat popped out of the toaster oven.

I put the icing on and was about to take a bite when I realized my mom was yelling at me for God knows what. I paused my music and took out an ear bud.

"What did you say?" I asked taking yet another bite and chewing slowly so I could savor it.

"I said don't fucking eat those, they're for Jacks breakfast before school!" My mom screamed at me.

"Damn okay chill." I said taking another bite. Jack always has these, it's time I have one for a change.

"He can have the other one, it's fine. I'm off to my room." I began walking to my room and left her fuming behind me.

I just love my dysfunctional family.

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As soon as I reached my room, I closed the door and sat on my bed. I pulled out my phone and went through all the notifications. All the notifications were just a handful of people liking my photo on instagram.

I clicked off my phone and opened my backpack and began pulling out my English book - yes I know, homework on the first fucking day. As I was working on some worksheet, Mr. Hemmings crossed my mind. I'm fucked I thought as I wrote down the answer to problem number 4.

[A/n:] this sucks but oh well at least I updated

Love you cuties

-Saraaa x