hello it's me again because I have no life-
Calum -
q: What are some of your favorite things about Luke?
a: I really really love his eyes but he's a very sweet and loving person in general. he has an amazing taste in music and always puts others before himself and I love that about him.
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q: How does Luke's lips feel?
a: they're literally the softest lips ever (even softer than Morgan's...we kissed in like 6th grade don't tell her I told you)
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q: Aren't you glad that trash is gone? And ilysm. You and Luke are perfect.
a: Adelaide? yes oh my god I hated her so much. and thanks babe <3
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(Mr. Hemmings) Luke -
q: how would you propose to your lover, Callypoo?
a: damn I haven't even thought about a proposal....we haven't even exchanged 'i love you's. but if I were to propose to him I'd definitely make it very romantic with a candlelit dinner and some cute music.
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q: When ya gonna marry Calum, buddy?
a: like I said in the question before, I'm not too sure. hes pretty young and we have to wait until he's graduated first, love
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q: Are you afraid of getting caught with Calum and possibly going to jail?
a: no. you know why? love finds a way.
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q: You better not hurt little calum again or I will not hesitate to hurt you
a: *nervously* this isn't a question ??
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Morgan -
q: You like Aries, don't yaaaaaaaa? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a: what?? pshhh no not me.
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q: You like Aries, don't you Morgan? 😏😏😏
a: w-we're just friends
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Aries -
q: What are your thoughts on the great and fabulous Morgan? 😏😏😏
a: she's very pretty and really funny and sweet❤
*Morgan screaming in the distance*
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q: Let me know if those bullies are hurting you again, I'll best tf out of them for you 😊😊😊
a: thanks hut I have Morgan for that job haha 💕
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Joe (Joseph) -
q: Can you be my spirit animal? (weird text emoji thing)
a: I already am B-)
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q: I'm so proud of you for coming out babe 💖 BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON CALUM 😡 he's off limits 😊😊😊
a: um thanks...and crush in calum? pfft whaaat...
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q: Do you have a crush on Calum?
a: no most certainly not- *10 pictures of Calum fall out of hands* nope no crush on Calum I'm just- *25 more pictures fall out* I'm just holding these for a friend I- *pictures of Calum's nudes fall* iF YOUD JUsT liSTen i aM jUsT hoLding thESE FOR A FRIEND
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Adelaide - (she's extra mean okay keep in mind I love you guys I'm just writing her part)
q: Get out Luke don't love u he loves calico so just go down the cliff then tumble a while.
a: this isn't a question dumbass. but like has always been a dog person idk what u mean by calico (it's a type of cat)
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q: Could you dance gracefully off a cliff then tumble a while? 😊
a: excuse me bitch who are you to tell me what to do?
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q: were you really in love with Luke?
a: of course! i loved him more than life itself!
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q: Why are you such a salty sardine looking ass bitch?
a: I might be ugly on the inside but I'm fucking hot on the outside thank you very much
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q: ew.
a: right back at ya hoe
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Ashton -
q: Do you want Mikey to do the shakalaka with you? *le Lenny face*
a: say what how
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q: You slay bish 💖 (btw I'm 135% sure Michael likes you boo😘)
a: thanks babe (: and him like me? nah I doubt it
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q: Thank you for stomping that piece of trash and I love your confidence. btw mashton will sail
a: no problem! she was a hoe bag from hell. and thanks :) then say confidence is beauty. and what's mashton? and oooH do you know a sailor? sailors are hot
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Michael -
q: how much do you ship mashton on a scale of 1-10?
a: Me and ashton? id say 10
q: *chants* ASK ASHTON OUT ASK ASHTON OUT ASK ASHTON OUT
a: in due time, dearie
q: what color is your hair currently and GO GET YOUR MAN MICHAEL
a: platinum blond and aight son chill
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Andy Hemmings (Luke's dad) -
q: how badly did you wanna kick artichoke in the neck?
a: I don't really give two shits about her but her dad's a dick...I'm guessing the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?
q: ARENT YOU GLAD THAT ASPARAGUS TRASH IS GONE!!!
a: I'll say yes I dont get bullied
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Liz Hemmings (Luke's mum)
q: Would you mind adopting me, queen? *gets on hands and knees and begs for your generosity*
a: I'll talk to Andy about it, dear. but for right now you should be on your hands and knees cleaning my bathroom floor
q: How does it feel to know you birthed something as beautiful as Jack Hemmings?
a: good I guess? is that the right answer?
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Jack Hemmings -
q: Hmu? I'm single and yousexual sooooo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a: I'm sorry but im kind of in love with Calum
q: Would you treat calum like that?
a: if you mean like a princess that deserves the world then yes of course
q: You single? 👀👀👀
a: yah
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Sara (me) -
q: I love you. Why you so smexy? Can i have your babies?
a: I love you too, babe. and im not lmao you are. and yes, yes you can
q: where do you get your inspiration?
a: I usually get inspiration from song lyrics/titles (like the only exception and if you don't know) or the plot of movies and TV shows or just personal experience
q: can we be friends?
a: um of course! *fist bumps you* BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE
Q: I don't know what to ask so I'll just say hi
a: hiii! <3
q: WHY TF DO YOU WRITE SO GOOD!!! ilysm❤
a: haha I'm not sure, it's just a gift. ive always been passionate about writing and fanfictions made me realize that 😂 and ilyt ❤
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Mr. Hemmings | Cake
FanfictionCalum Hood is a regular 17 year old boy who goes to Liberty High School. His first, second, and third year there was fine. But his Senior year really took the cake (heh pun.) His whole entire life changes around when a new teacher, Mr. Hemmings, beg...
