It's been a crazy couple of days! Hopefully you like this :) (PanickingWithRoses Hailey you may or may not love this) -
"So this is the place!" Luke announced when they walked into the beach house. About 0.5 seconds later a high pitched, "Lukey!!!" Was heard from a short distance.
Calum looked over to see a short, dark skinned brunette girl running toward the 4 men wearing hooker-heels. She jumped into Luke's arms and made out with the boy.
Calum looked between Ashton and Michael mouthing, "what the fuck?!1?!" At least five times.
"I thought you were ga-"
"You thought wrong, Cal." Luke interrupted and set the girl down prior to interlocking their hands."This is my girlfriend Adelaide." The girl, now known as Adelaide, smiled for, like, 3 seconds and then frowned and looked down at her nails.
"Why the fuck are you wearing a big ass jacket and jeans? It's 102° how stupid do you get-" Calum mumbled before Ashton steered him inside the beach house.
"Well why is this fag wearing girl clothes? Honey I could rock that better than you." Adelaide commented, putting her hand on her hip.
Ashton stopped in his tracks. He's fuming at this point. The sandy blonde haired boy turned around and glared into Adelaide's soul.
"Excuse me?" Ashton said squinting his eyes and cocking his head to the side.
"You heard me. Are you a dyke now or something?" She spat. Luke looked over at Calum and he just shook his head at the blond.
"Addie shut up." Luke said through gritted teeth.
Michael was standing to the side and he was glaring at Luke as well as Calum. Then, his green eyes traveled to Ashton and they skimmed over his hair and pastel pink skirt he was wearing. Michael thought he looked absolutely beautiful.
"No I will not. He needs some common sense knocked into him." Adelaide pulled up the sleeves on her jacket and walked closer to Ashton.
This is when Michael stepped in, "No! If anyone needs common sense, its you. I'm sick and tired of you treating everyone like they're your foot stool, even your fucking boyfriend! I can't wait for the day to come when he realizes you're a selfish bitch and drops your ass like a hot potato. Go fuck yourself." And he almost turned away, then stopped himself.
"And by the way, don't you dare call him a fucking fag. Ashton can wear whatever clothes he want and he looks 100x better than you do and I've seen you waaayyy more than I've seen him. And he's not just beautiful on the outside, but on the inside too. He's so nice and sweet and-"
"You don't even know me." Ashton whispers.
"Shush. Anyway my point is, Adelaide you're a bitch from hell - even Satan is scared of you. Luke, you're a dick for treating," Michael glances at Calum, "certain people this way. Calum, Ashton, let's go." Michael finishes and pulls them to the car.
Ashton got in the passenger side, Michael was in the driver's seat, and Calum was in the back. They drive off leaving Adelaide stunned and Luke with his head in his hands...damn that boy (here come dat boii shit waddup) needs to sort his priorities.
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"Okay can someone tell me what the fuck just happened?" Calum said while the three boys were sitting in the parking lot of in-n-out burger.
"Well uh, heh, funny story actually. Um," Michael paused thinking about how he could word this without ripping out Calum's soul, smashing it, and doing some sacred Greek dance on it. "That was Adelaide Luke's girlfriend."
"No shit sherlock, what gave you the clue? The part where she screeched "Lukey!" And jumped into his arms and made out or when Luke said "this is my girlfriend Adelaide"?" Calum said sarcastically.
Michael scratched the back of his head and sighed rather loudly. "Okay...the thing is, Luke is scared of her." Calum's jaw dropped.
The brunet began laughing to tears. When he caught his breath, he finally said, "That hoe is the size of a smurf!! What will she do? Stab him with her stripper heels?" Calum was in a fit of laughter again, this time Ashton was joining him.
"Okay not scared of her but maybe her dad. Basically Luke's father and Adelaide's father are businessmen and Luke's dad, Andrew Hemmings, forced Luke into dating Adelaide or Andy would disown him." Calum and Ashton calmed down at this. "And Adelaide's dad said he'd ruin Luke's life or something."
"Damn..." Was all the brunet said. He looked down at his shoes and played with his fingers.
"So Luke's gay, right?" Ashton asked, his hazel eyes meeting Michael's green ones.
"He's gayer than gay, believe me. Hes been my best friend since kindergarten and he's been hitting on boys ever since." Michael stated, sighing and looking down.
"Holy shit I have a good idea!" Michael smirked at the two boys. "What is it?" They said in sync.
"The only way Luke would ever think about officially dropping Adelaide is Calum." Calum looked up smiling a little. "Believe me, Cal, he talks about you like you put the stars in the sky."
There was a long pause before Calum gestured for the lilac haired boy to continue.
"So maybe if you, Calum, and Ashton were to fake date then Luke would be so jealous that it'd cloud his mind and he'd forget all about Adelaide's dad, his own dad, and Adelaide." Calum and Ashton's jaw dropped at the same time.
"What? Us? No. Nope, nada. Not. Going. To. Happen." Calum stated. Ashton looked over at him and cocked an eyebrow.
"Am I that bad? Yeesh." Ashton scratched the back of his head.
"No, no, Ash you're great. I guess we could try it." Calum says in sort of a question tone.
Ashton's eyes lit up and he slapped. Calum gasps as Ashton linked their fingers together and the hazel-eyed boy kisses him on the lips.
"Hmm...not bad." Ashton said after he kissed Calum. The brunette rolled his eyes but smiled nonetheless.
"But just so we're clear, I'm taking you," the lilac haired boy pointed at Ashton, "out after Luke sorts his shit and him and Calum have sex."
Ashton turned crimson but nodded. "I'd be honored." Michael smiled at him.
"I wanna get to know you better." Ashton looked down while Michael smirked at him.
"I ship it!!" Calum yelled and clapped his hands together at a fast pace.
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Mr. Hemmings | Cake
FanfictionCalum Hood is a regular 17 year old boy who goes to Liberty High School. His first, second, and third year there was fine. But his Senior year really took the cake (heh pun.) His whole entire life changes around when a new teacher, Mr. Hemmings, beg...